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Sinerra · 03-11-2009, 12:50 PM

This is such a great thread!
Everytime I read the laws it makes me laugh. They are all so true

Time for some new laws to be added i think

ORGASMATRON · 03-11-2009, 10:38 PM

Thanks for finally making the rules clear, always wondered where the real rules were. Mods take note.

Johnny Groove · 03-12-2009, 12:14 AM

Still relevant after all these years

McAlistar · 03-12-2009, 12:15 AM

This is friggin gold

sigmagirl91 · 03-12-2009, 12:48 AM

SG's law: Fat/Fit Dave is his own parallel universe.

~*BGT*~ · 03-12-2009, 12:59 AM

Everyone's a mug.

habibko · 03-12-2009, 01:04 AM

in MTF, Gasquet is considered gay, no matter how many girls he dates or screw with, he is still gay, this law can extend to include all the Frenchies, which is quite ridiculous and somewhat racist IMO.

it's also applied on Lalo and surprisingly Verdasco as well.

Clay Death · 03-12-2009, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by habibko

in MTF, Gasquet is considered gay, no matter how many girls he dates or screw with, he is still gay, this law can extend to include all the Frenchies, which is quite ridiculous and somewhat racist IMO.

it's also applied on Lalo and surprisingly Verdasco as well.

MTF`s first law:

Go after Clay Death no matter what and do it without reason or any sense of justice.

MTF`s 2nd law:

mods will hand out as many infractions to Clay Death as they possibly can. and once again this will be done without any sense of fairness or any sense of justice. Clay Death must not be allowed to defend himself is the philosophy.

Farenhajt · 03-12-2009, 02:43 AM

MTF Newbies Law:

Pray for Death

(Thanks, CD, for an inspiration.)

~*BGT*~ · 03-12-2009, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by habibko

in MTF, Gasquet is considered gay, no matter how many girls he dates or screw with, he is still gay, this law can extend to include all the Frenchies, which is quite ridiculous and somewhat racist IMO.

it's also applied on Lalo and surprisingly Verdasco as well.

Too true.

Clay Death · 03-12-2009, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farenhajt

MTF Newbies Law:

Pray for Death

(Thanks, CD, for an inspiration.)

you are welcome as always.

**Action Jackson** · 04-25-2009, 05:49 PM

Great thread. Not sure what law this comes under, maybe it's the one bitching about draws.

When Nadal has Djokovic or Murray on their side of the section, there is always bitching about the draw, that is going to happen when those two are ranked 3rd and 4th.

Johnny Groove · 04-25-2009, 06:01 PM

That'd be #29, Georgie.

**Action Jackson** · 04-25-2009, 06:02 PM

Thanks Blaze.

reggie1 · 04-25-2009, 09:13 PM

When having a debate with somebody who is reasonable and rational, make sure that whilst losing your futile argument, you continue to make abusive and deragortory posts to that person, especially if they are arguing in quite an articulate manner and if deepdown you know that they are probably right.
If they are using words which are quite difficult to spell, you always have the MTF "trump" card, (If I tell you I may have to kill you) but it's the word "Mug", the power of this word knows no bounds and must be used with extreme caution as rumour has it, if it is used just once too often, the whole world will come to an abrupt end.