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Old 02-19-2007, 03:43 PM   #286
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:18 PM   #287
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Am I the only one who finds it adorable when the spaniards say pression. And it's not just Rafa who says it, JC does it too.
No I find all rafasims cute
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:14 PM   #288
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17. Horrible spelling, grammar misuse, and other butcherings of the English language are mandatory. Also, expect to be corrected for every single misspeeling (Athene's Law)
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Old 02-23-2007, 03:59 PM   #289
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IDEA!

Disputes between nationalities are essential and matches between players of feuding nationalities should be hyped several rounds in advance.

(This one may need to be adjusted/ammended/added to)

OR (and I can't believe no one has suggested this!)

Any time a player does not play a road Davis Cup tie, it is because he fears the fans of the opposing nation.
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:47 PM   #290
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IDEA!

Disputes between nationalities are essential and matches between players of feuding nationalities should be hyped several rounds in advance.

(This one may need to be adjusted/ammended/added to)

OR (and I can't believe no one has suggested this!)

Any time a player does not play a road Davis Cup tie, it is because he fears the fans of the opposing nation.
i could addend 26 with a nations clause, and make a DC law
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Can I propse a new law?

* Whenever a young player loses they must immediately be deemed as "overhyped." If possible, while deriding said player bring Donald Young into the mix. In addition if anyone is a fan of a young player they are a) bandwagon jumpers b) teenyboppers or c) (if they are over 30) creepy oldster pedophiles.

As an addendum to rule 7- may I suggest - All Argentinians are dopers.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:27 PM   #292
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Can I propse a new law?

* Whenever a young player loses they must immediately be deemed as "overhyped." If possible, while deriding said player bring Donald Young into the mix. In addition if anyone is a fan of a young player they are a) bandwagon jumpers b) teenyboppers or c) (if they are over 30) creepy oldster pedophiles.

As an addendum to rule 7- may I suggest - All Argentines are dopers.
added and addended
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Old 02-23-2007, 09:33 PM   #293
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Any poll about players will have the standard "xristos" joke answer and be sure to see GWH mention Oscar Hernandez among others, this one is especially prevelant in polls regarding Wimbledon. Also, any 'match winner' poll will surely have an option saying 'tennis is the winner'. This is made all the more likely in matches which are deemed to be bad to watch. This poll option will invariably win.
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Old 02-23-2007, 11:43 PM   #294
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Any poll about players will have the standard "xristos" joke answer and be sure to see GWH mention Oscar Hernandez among others, this one is especially prevelant in polls regarding Wimbledon. Also, any 'match winner' poll will surely have an option saying 'tennis is the winner'. This is made all the more likely in matches which are deemed to be bad to watch. This poll option will invariably win.
I'll add that people will normally elect players that have NO CHANCE of winning the tourney
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Can I propse a new law?

* Whenever a young player loses they must immediately be deemed as "overhyped." If possible, while deriding said player bring Donald Young into the mix. In addition if anyone is a fan of a young player they are a) bandwagon jumpers b) teenyboppers or c) (if they are over 30) creepy oldster pedophiles.

As an addendum to rule 7- may I suggest - All Argentinians are dopers.
Those are good.

We've come up with a nice batch of additions, this round.
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Old 03-29-2007, 05:30 AM   #296
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Fat Asses= Fed Killa
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Blaze, a suggestion for another law:

The penultimate proof of success for a player is NOT winning a major, reaching top 10 or getting past the RR stage of Las Vegas. Instead, it is when in GM someone creates a thread dedicated to celebrate said player's losses, and in which the player gets a nick that is either the name of an animal, a food product, or both.
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Blaze, a suggestion for another law:

The penultimate proof of success for a player is NOT winning a major, reaching top 10 or getting past the RR stage of Las Vegas. Instead, it is when in GM someone creates a thread dedicated to celebrate said player's losses, and in which the player gets a nick that is either the name of an animal, a food product, or both.
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Fat Asses= Fed Killa
I said it first

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