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Old 10-22-2006, 12:46 AM   #226
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How about Vliegen=Blake killa?
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Take that you bitch. In your face. And to top it off her son, Novak went out in the 3rd round, has been leapfrogged by Murray in the rankings and is only a little bit ahead off Juan Martin In yo face, biatch.
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Old 10-22-2006, 12:47 AM   #227
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Okay, who is George Costanza? Haven't seen a post by that username that I can recall. Spill please.
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Take that you bitch. In your face. And to top it off her son, Novak went out in the 3rd round, has been leapfrogged by Murray in the rankings and is only a little bit ahead off Juan Martin In yo face, biatch.
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Old 10-22-2006, 12:56 AM   #228
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Old 10-22-2006, 01:43 AM   #229
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oh d'uhhh.

Why does Just Cause start so many threads? And why do the titles all end with a '?!'
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Old 10-22-2006, 01:45 AM   #230
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oh d'uhhh.

Why does Just Cause start so many threads? And why do the titles all end with a '?!'
Law #23, among others.
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oh d'uhhh.

Why does Just Cause start so many threads? And why do the titles all end with a '?!'
It's because of that poster that I came to ask if there's no law against a person starting so many threads in one day.

Geez! And the subjects can be totally :retard: :retard: :retard:

There oughta be a law......
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Old 10-22-2006, 04:29 AM   #232
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AKA.....Mike Jones
of course
How forget it!!!
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Old 10-22-2006, 04:52 AM   #233
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How about:

Every player blog thread must contain at least one post stating to the effect that it's not as a) good, b) funny, or c) interesting as Dmitry's blog.

Also, in keeping with Law #17, can you please correct Law #2? The word is probability, not probably. Thanks!
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Old 10-22-2006, 04:56 AM   #234
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Okay...its time to prove #16 right...who wants a piece of me.
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maybe a new LAW....the I change my name every 3 months
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Old 10-22-2006, 04:58 AM   #236
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I'm surprised Safin isn't part of this particular law. The hippo fans are always dying a thousand deaths when he plays.

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Old 10-25-2006, 10:30 PM   #237
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After watching Deb tear JS's argument to shreds, and in light of research of past Tangy vs. Ducky arguments, MTF Law 16 has been scrapped


(16. Former Law of Ducky having never lost an argument, addended and scrapped 10/25/06)

In order to continuity with #'s of the after #'d laws, Ive done the above. If anyone has a better suggestion, Im open to hear it.
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:35 AM   #238
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After watching Deb tear JS's argument to shreds, and in light of research of past Tangy vs. Ducky arguments, MTF Law 16 has been scrapped


(16. Former Law of Ducky having never lost an argument, addended and scrapped 10/25/06)

In order to continuity with #'s of the after #'d laws, Ive done the above. If anyone has a better suggestion, Im open to hear it.
A wise decision, Mr Law Keeper.
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Old 10-26-2006, 01:42 AM   #239
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nice post tangy

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16 is still a rule....kind of easy for Deb to shred her own assumptions
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