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Old 09-27-2006, 02:56 AM   #196
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Under that definition, is the only Djokotard ezekiel?
lets not get technical
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:19 AM   #197
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How is number 30 a law?
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Old 09-27-2006, 03:20 AM   #198
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How is number 30 a law?
Law 30 edited
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Alright, now it makes sense.
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Old 09-27-2006, 10:57 PM   #200
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at the request of GWH, and with RFK's recent shit, Law 31 has been added

31. In order for one to be recognized as a troll, at least 50% one's posts must be considered some form of funny. The other 50 can be a combination of brown-nosing, bullshitting, posting pure crap, starting (or attempting to start) flamewars, or basically some other stupid act.
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:58 AM   #201
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Is there anything similar to this:

Use of syllogism to predict the outcome of matches is a must, even if common sense and h2h records argue against it. For example, Youzhny defeated Nadal, Nadal defeated Federer therefore Youzhny can defeat Federer.

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Old 09-28-2006, 02:45 AM   #202
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at the request of GWH, and with RFK's recent shit, Law 31 has been added
A law inspired by me.

I am so honoured.

Clueless idiots who can only marvel at my superior logic.
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I'm determined to have a Law all to myself! To that end:

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Any thread on MTF over 5 pages long degenerates into a Rafatard vs. Fedtard bashing/masturbation thread (since they all seem to get off on bashing each other over and over again).
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Old 09-29-2006, 07:50 AM   #204
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What about the rule :

"if there is a crowd problem somewhere, don't forget to mention that the French crowd is worse"

or

"if there is a crowd problem during a match, some people of MTF will be outraged (but will add that French crowd is worse), other (from the country where it happened) will insult them in return (and will add that the French crowd is worse), some will say it's great (even if some feel outraged when it's in RG where the French crowd is worse)."
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I have another :

Don't be afraid to appear schizophrenic. If player1 beats player2, post something like
player1
player2

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If you want to start a successfull arse clown career on MTF, don't start one but five inflammatory threads in a row.
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What about the rule :

"if there is a crowd problem somewhere, don't forget to mention that the French crowd is worse"

or

"if there is a crowd problem during a match, some people of MTF will be outraged (but will add that French crowd is worse), other (from the country where it happened) will insult them in return (and will add that the French crowd is worse), some will say it's great (even if some feel outraged when it's in RG where the French crowd is worse)."
don't you know that the French crowd is really the worst?
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Don't be afraid to appear schizophrenic. If player1 beats player2, post something like
player1
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don't you know that the French crowd is really the worst?
It's probably true!
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It's probably true!
nah, they're just jealous because we're the best crowd
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