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Re: Laws of MTF
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Under that definition, is the only Djokotard ezekiel?  |
lets not get technical  
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What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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09-27-2006, 02:19 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
How is number 30 a law?
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"As nights went on and nothing happened and the phenomenon slowly faded to the accustomed deeper violets again, most had difficulty remembering the earlier rise of heart, the sense of overture and possibility and went back once again to seeking only orgasm, hallucination, stupor, sleep, to fetch them through the night and prepare them against the day" - Thomas Pynchon
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09-27-2006, 02:20 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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How is number 30 a law?
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Law 30 edited
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Originally Posted by Nathaliia
What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Originally Posted by tripwires
Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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09-27-2006, 02:23 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
Alright, now it makes sense.
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"As nights went on and nothing happened and the phenomenon slowly faded to the accustomed deeper violets again, most had difficulty remembering the earlier rise of heart, the sense of overture and possibility and went back once again to seeking only orgasm, hallucination, stupor, sleep, to fetch them through the night and prepare them against the day" - Thomas Pynchon
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09-27-2006, 09:57 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
at the request of GWH, and with RFK's recent shit, Law 31 has been added
31. In order for one to be recognized as a troll, at least 50% one's posts must be considered some form of funny. The other 50 can be a combination of brown-nosing, bullshitting, posting pure crap, starting (or attempting to start) flamewars, or basically some other stupid act.
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Brush up on your tennis history, people- Top 101 Tennis Players of all Time
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Originally Posted by Nathaliia
What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Originally Posted by tripwires
Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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09-27-2006, 11:58 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
Is there anything similar to this:
Use of syllogism to predict the outcome of matches is a must, even if common sense and h2h records argue against it. For example, Youzhny defeated Nadal, Nadal defeated Federer therefore Youzhny can defeat Federer.
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09-28-2006, 01:45 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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at the request of GWH, and with RFK's recent shit, Law 31 has been added
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A law inspired by me.
I am so honoured.
Clueless idiots who can only marvel at my superior logic.
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09-28-2006, 10:45 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
I'm determined to have a Law all to myself! To that end:
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Any thread on MTF over 5 pages long degenerates into a Rafatard vs. Fedtard bashing/masturbation thread (since they all seem to get off on bashing each other over and over again).
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09-29-2006, 06:50 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
What about the rule :
"if there is a crowd problem somewhere, don't forget to mention that the French crowd is worse"
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"if there is a crowd problem during a match, some people of MTF will be outraged (but will add that French crowd is worse), other (from the country where it happened) will insult them in return (and will add that the French crowd is worse), some will say it's great (even if some feel outraged when it's in RG where the French crowd is worse)."
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09-29-2006, 06:55 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
I have another :
Don't be afraid to appear schizophrenic. If player1 beats player2, post something like
player1 
player2 
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09-29-2006, 07:01 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
If you want to start a successfull arse clown career on MTF, don't start one but five inflammatory threads in a row.
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09-29-2006, 10:12 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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What about the rule :
"if there is a crowd problem somewhere, don't forget to mention that the French crowd is worse"
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"if there is a crowd problem during a match, some people of MTF will be outraged (but will add that French crowd is worse), other (from the country where it happened) will insult them in return (and will add that the French crowd is worse), some will say it's great (even if some feel outraged when it's in RG where the French crowd is worse)."
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 don't you know that the French crowd is really the worst? 
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09-29-2006, 10:12 AM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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I have another :
Don't be afraid to appear schizophrenic. If player1 beats player2, post something like
player1
player2 |
 
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09-29-2006, 12:20 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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don't you know that the French crowd is really the worst? |
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09-29-2006, 05:22 PM
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Re: Laws of MTF
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It's probably true! |
nah, they're just jealous because we're the best crowd
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