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Old 08-10-2006, 03:22 PM   #151
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Upon furthur review, Law #29 has been added

29. Whining and complaining are mandatory. Whenever a draw comes out, It is obviously fixed against Player A, while Player B has a cakewalk. Probably done by under-the-table deals and knife to throat backroom bargains. Also, complaining about the surface of a tournamnet months in advance and saying THAT is also fixed falls under this category. As are the conspiracies of that it is a clown era and whoever plays in this era cant possibly be considered anything close to the GOAT.
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:28 PM   #152
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This is true. I also love how some of the Federer fans make a huge deal out of Roger's supposedly "tough" draws while whining about Rafa's supposed "cakewalks."
It is just as funny as people who point out these kind of things but still mock Ljubo's "cakewalk" draw.
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:50 PM   #153
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#30 : Everytime when Rafa is been benificied for a good draw, type of surface, good calls from the umpires, etc, etc... is because Uncle Toni is using his magic wand again.
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:01 PM   #154
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Haven't seen this one:

Add the name of a player you don't really care about, or even dislike, to your signature. It then gives you immunity from saying bad things about him, you know, because you're "a fan" and are being objective. Clever, but really quite transparent

There are at least 10 such posters frequenting this board (you know who you are)
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Or how about:

Anyone who defeats Federer immediately becomes a candidate for the G.O.A.T.
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1. Call a user stupid or ignorant when disagreeing with thier post and then moan and cry when said user tells you you're an idiot and To piss off. Then turn around and accuse user of being a A-Hole and looking for trouble.

2. When questioning whether or not Federer is the greatest of all, be branded as a hate monger.
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:57 PM   #157
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1. Call a user stupid or ignorant when disagreeing with thier post and then moan and cry when said user tells you you're an idiot and To piss off. Then turn around and accuse user of being a A-Hole and looking for trouble.

2. When questioning whether or not Federer is the greatest of all, be branded as a hate monger.
You do realise that, as we're on page 11 now, it's unlikely those laws will be #1 and #2?

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Yes I did. I did in no way mistake Rule # 1 and Rule # 2 for those ones. Those were merely my 1's and 2's.



Does this make the other rules without numbers rules or are they invisible ?
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Ahh Blaze is the keeper of the laws
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Indeed I am. Hawkman, your queries fall under Law #14
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LOL ! Great laws.
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These laws are great.

I love the domination one. Domination is boring unless your fave player is the dominator. As soon as Fed or Nadal lose then it's all good in the tennis world, yet before there was domination, most of these same people were complaining about all the different winners.
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5. Supporting PHM can cause serious damages to your health (Julie's Law)
same goes for safin, honestly.

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6. Everyone loves Safin. There are 2 groups of people, Rafa fans and Fed fans, and they don’t like each other too much. And everyone hates (or, at least dislikes) Roddick (Jenanun's Law)
hahaha thats pretty close to true. i found it amusing that half the sigs list safin as one...if not the only one...of their favorites. And i'm pretty sure there are ppl who can't stand the very idea of either Rafa or Fed.


Anyway...awesome thread a frightening in its correctness.
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is this the most populated english-language tennis forum?
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