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Old 07-05-2006, 07:23 PM   #136
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Yeah.... or hijack it by introducing a passing thought on an entirely unrelated matter.
Hey, do you remember when Andre lost to rafter in the sf of Wimbledon and dissed the lineswoman in the post match interview? Any thoughts on that?
she was a bitch anyway and she looked like a man
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Old 07-05-2006, 07:28 PM   #137
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Don't know if this is a law yet but:

Fans of a certain player has to post quotes of celebs/commentators praising that player. They also post quotes by celebs/commentators dissing a player they hate.

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"Tiger Woods says Federer is a gentle genious." posted by a Roger fan.

"Sampras says Nadal is no competition for Federer." by Roger fan.
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Old 08-02-2006, 03:33 AM   #138
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13. Safin= Top 10 killa, Whole ATP Tour= Donald Young Killa, Fed= Whole ATP killa, Rafa= Fedkilla, = Rafa killa


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Old 08-02-2006, 03:44 AM   #139
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long time lurker and this thread is spot on.
it's important to know how to laugh at oneself, no?
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Old 08-02-2006, 04:05 PM   #140
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these rules rock
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Old 08-02-2006, 05:56 PM   #141
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i love this thread

but this rock:
5. Supporting PHM can cause serious damages to your health (Julie's Law)



this deserves a threat the top 10 chokers, PHM is the federer of this
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:40 PM   #142
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start a poll about who is the best player of all time every 2 weeks.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:15 PM   #143
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Law 30: Never bash/complain against a chilean player, MTF poster or another chilean person, because there always will be another chilean(s) who will defend it to death.
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Take that you bitch. In your face. And to top it off her son, Novak went out in the 3rd round, has been leapfrogged by Murray in the rankings and is only a little bit ahead off Juan Martin In yo face, biatch.

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Old 08-03-2006, 01:33 AM   #144
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Law 30: Never bash/complain against a chilean player, MTF poster or another chilean person, because there always will be another chilean(s) who will defend it to death.
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Old 08-03-2006, 10:07 AM   #145
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everybody loves marat!
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:08 AM   #146
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Shouldn't there be a law for people in here that automatically any draw that comes out is either fixed or against their favourite player.
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:43 AM   #148
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Shouldn't there be a law for people in here that automatically any draw that comes out is either fixed or against their favourite player.
falls under the -tard law: # 26
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falls under the -tard law: # 26
You sure about that?
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Don't know if this is a law yet but:

Fans of a certain player has to post quotes of celebs/commentators praising that player. They also post quotes by celebs/commentators dissing a player they hate.

Example:

"Tiger Woods says Federer is a gentle genious." posted by a Roger fan.

"Sampras says Nadal is no competition for Federer." by Roger fan.
This is true. I also love how some of the Federer fans make a huge deal out of Roger's supposedly "tough" draws while whining about Rafa's supposed "cakewalks."
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