Questions for Andy that must be answered (no matter how stupid or offensive!)
A variation of the GM thread, just for us ducky fans.
If you were a tennis reporter, what would you ask Andy?
Here's a few questions I have for Andy:
- When do you plan to care more about winning slams and less about winning Davis Cup?
- You do realize that you won't be able to win your precious DC until you guys learn to love the mud and play decently on clay? How do you plan to turn everybody into a Guga-playing clay god within a few weeks?
- Your ass is almost as big as Rafa's? How do you feel about that? Ever do the hip bump with him? Do you want to?
- James or Mardy?
- Ever wonder if maybe you'd finally beat Roger is you learned to hate his ass instead of kiss it? Is that something you'd be willing to try differently at Wimbledon this year?
__________________ "What kind of shape am I in now? Well round is a shape." said Roddick with a laugh. "I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally — I've been completely committed ... The results have shown."
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Re: Questions for Andy that must be answered (no matter how stupid or offensive!)
I have a couple:
~Why do you hate the baseline so much? What has it ever done to you?
~Have you forgotten how to hit a forehand?
~~and as a corollary to that: if you watched old matches of yourself, how did you miss how you used to play?