Happy Birthday Natalie!!!!1!!11!
I hope your birthday is as awesome as you are sweetie, full of all the
fun things that come with being 20. apparently there are no new
fun things to do at 20, which one can't do at 19, so um. |:
Still, at least you can lose the teenage tag now,
making the jailbait even more baity and more 'unavailable.' (;
Welcome to the wonderful world of being twenty. You're old. d: I think
this deserves some special grown-up gifts:
Self-explanatory. I felt Roger had to be invited, because he is 'THE MIGHTY ONE' and might feel offended to miss your big day.
I considered giving you Andy, but he is a bit of an ass so I put him in the Doghouse...
So you got Mardy instead, every party needs Mardy.
Richard wanted to celebrate your birthday, so I let him tag along to
your party. Well, I needed someone to keep me occupied, while you're
enjoying yourself with the other guys on offer. (;
Oh, and here are the guys I promised you on your myspace:
Some Murray (sorry, it comes with horseface |: ) but it's worth it because Murray wins at life. |:
Lleyton is clearly ready and waiting for your birthday night. I say he won't be needing any extra encouragement.
For you and Lleyton to use later maybe (just in case d: )
ANYWAY, I better get this back on track:
I got you that cake, but they put the wrong name on it. |: So I bought another one:
Only you're not old enough for this cake, but we can pretend. |:
Anyway, I think this post has got a little bit out of hand, so I will stop posting pics before I blow up all the dial-up computers. |: Otherwise it'll be your birthday in your timezone by the time I finish telling you just how wonderful you are.
Love you Natalie, you fabulous lady. Have a superawesomecool birthday!!! (:
[: |: d: \:
(even though you're still not legal. boo. ): )
Ooh and I would also like to play dress-up with ye bitches. (:
(i had to cut some of the images and smilies, so you'll have to imagine them. boo mtf and its limits.)