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Old 03-07-2006, 02:56 AM   #31
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sorry, i forgot to save the link...but there was one on cbs sportsline the other day:

"Federer eases past Youzhny; Nadal spanks Youzhny"
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:12 AM   #32
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sorry, i forgot to save the link...but there was one on cbs sportsline the other day:

"Federer eases past Youzhny; Nadal spanks Youzhny"
Both of those could be true
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Old 03-07-2006, 05:46 AM   #33
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there was a funny one on yahoo sports. something on the lines of:

"Nadal dumps Henman, advances to Dubai semis."

I never new Rafa was dating Tim
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:21 AM   #34
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there was a funny one on yahoo sports. something on the lines of:

"Nadal dumps Henman, advances to Dubai semis."

I never new Rafa was dating Tim
I saw that one, too.

Here's a brilliant headline from Eurosport2.
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I saw that one, too.

Here's a brilliant headline from Eurosport2.
They are trying hard to be honest.
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Old 03-09-2006, 08:46 PM   #36
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I love Yahoo! (UK)

Congrats to James Blake on finally making the top ten.

Congrats to Justine on her sudden name change.
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since when is Sjeng Schalken a Big Server??????
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/...220484697.html
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Old 03-10-2006, 06:52 PM   #38
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I've seen this ludicrous statement made numerous times in reference to Schalken, I agree it is quite bizarre. I get the feeling some journalists just look at his height on the ATP bio, look at his consistent results on grass, decide that 2+2=5 and conclude that he is a big server. Flattering, but daft, considering that he can barely serve faster than 110mph at best. He's also been referred to as "the Netherlands' finest all-courter", which may be true in his own country but he is certainly no net-rushing serve-volley specialist.
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I've seen this ludicrous statement made numerous times in reference to Schalken, I agree it is quite bizarre. I get the feeling some journalists just look at his height on the ATP bio, look at his consistent results on grass, decide that 2+2=5 and conclude that he is a big server. Flattering, but daft, considering that he can barely serve faster than 110mph at best. He's also been referred to as "the Netherlands' finest all-courter", which may be true in his own country but he is certainly no net-rushing serve-volley specialist.
Brilliant! Saying that Schalken has a big serve is like saying Roddick is a favourite for Roland Garros.
Schalken is the best Dutch all-rounder though (having won tournaments on every surface and every continent), but given his competition here atm, that doesn't account for much!
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LOL at this one :
http://www.berkshireeagle.com/sports/ci_3615400
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Well ITF posted a few days ago that Serbian tennis player Ana Timotitc is actually Greece and wrote her name Pangiota Timotheau ..... But that is 100% false
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The first one: Tennis has completely ruined my ability to read the news headlines properly

The second one: Andy Murray has confirmed it: The Queen is coming!
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