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Old 03-05-2006, 10:41 AM   #121
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ma...deci nu vreau sa par disperata sau ceva....da ieri Isa si cu mine aveam un avantaj de 2-1 asupra lu Rosie si partenreru ei....si azi vad k ei au castigat in TB!!!!! Si nu priecep cum, pt k eu l-am ales pe Lucho k il bate pe Juani...si acuma scoru ii 2-2...asta nu inseamna ca lor le-o pus pick-u corect si noua nu? sau nu conteaza pt ca meciu era tie-breaker ? ca in mod normal trebuia sa fie 3-2 pt noi...nu?
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Old 03-05-2006, 10:49 AM   #122
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ma...deci nu vreau sa par disperata sau ceva....da ieri Isa si cu mine aveam un avantaj de 2-1 asupra lu Rosie si partenreru ei....si azi vad k ei au castigat in TB!!!!! Si nu priecep cum, pt k eu l-am ales pe Lucho k il bate pe Juani...si acuma scoru ii 2-2...asta nu inseamna ca lor le-o pus pick-u corect si noua nu? sau nu conteaza pt ca meciu era tie-breaker ? ca in mod normal trebuia sa fie 3-2 pt noi...nu?
trebuia sa va puna pick-ul, si daca dupa asta era egalitate ajungeai in TB. O fi facut managerul o greseala. Vb. cu el.
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trebuia sa va puna pick-ul, si daca dupa asta era egalitate ajungeai in TB. O fi facut managerul o greseala. Vb. cu el.

pai i-am trimis PM lu ala.....k atunci ar fi trebuit sa fie 3-2 pt noi si nu mai conta TBul.....acuma sper sa-mi raspunda....ca is fff. confuza
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Hope everything works out Felicitari pt. inca un titlu TT Eu ma feresc cat de mult pot de zgura. Cele mai proste rezultate ale mele au venit pe zgura. La FO anul trecut in PAW cred ca am terminat ultima :retard:, iar la celelalte turnee mici (tot pe zgura) - tot printre ultimii am terminat. Inca n-am jucat pe iarba Deocamdata hard-ul rocks (dupa cum se vede si din sig-ul meu)
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eu is ok pe zgura...dar nu inteleg de ce la PAW am ales sa joc Memphis si Vegas....is pe ultimele locuri...mai bine jucam in turneele pe zgura...
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Eu m-am lacomit la Dubai ca e turneu puternic cu multe puncte. Dupa primul tur eram pe 7 (aveam 5 din 5), insa au urmat niste alegeri cat se poate de proaste si am cazut in final pana pe 31 Am de aparat vreo 200 de puncte de anul trecut in PAW acu la IW si Miami (au fost primele mele turnee de PAW ) si apoi pot sta linistita pana la USO ca nu mai am nimic de aparat.
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Mai vreti bancuri?

Examen oral la politehnica, profu super-dur. Intra primul student, profu` il intreaba: -Sa zicem ca esti intr-un tren,e foarte cald, ce faci?
Studentul: -Deschid geamul.
profu: -Cu ce viteza intra vantul in compartiment?
studentul: -Nu stiu…
profu: -Ne vedem la toamna!
Povesteste studentul cand iese afara la ceilalti .. Intra o colega ..aceeasi intrebare, raspunsul:
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-Dar inca e cald, zice profu’
-Dau fusta jos..
-Dar inca e cald ..
-Dau tot jos..
-Dar daca tot e cald?
-Poa` sa ma f**a tot compartimentu’ dar io geamu nu-l deschid
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Comoţia Cerebrală zice:
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Materiale necesare:

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Te duci in padure si pui caramida intr-un loc deschis, unde poate fi observata cu usurinta. Peste caramida asezi morcovul, iar peste morcov presari piperul. Apoi, te ascunzi in desis. Iepurele vine, vede morcovul, da sa-l manance, inspira piperul, stranuta si se da cu capul de caramida.



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Un cub mare de gheata, o oglinda mare si un sac de faina.

Mod de operare:

Iei toate materialele si le duci in padure. Sprijini oglinda de un copac, pui cubul de gheata langa oglinda, apoi iei sacul de faina in spinare si te sui in copac. Ursul vine, vede oglinda si, curios, se admira. Ursul isi pipaie pectoralii si gandeste: "Ce muschiulos sunt!" Apoi isi va pipai blana, spunandu-si: "Doamne, ce blana matasoasa am!" In timpul asta, tu, care esti in copac, chiar deasupra lui, il picuri cu faina pe spate, pentru ca el nu-i atent. Ursul se va intoarce putin cu spatele si se va admira: "Mama, ce fese tari am! Sunt mandria acestei paduri!" In timpul asta, ii dai cu faina pe burta, ca nu-i atent. Ursul se va intoarce din nou cu fata la oglinda si va observa ca e alb complet. "Te pomenesti ca sunt urs polar", va gandi el. In momentul ala, va observa si cubul de gheata: "E clar. Sunt urs polar! Si, daca sunt urs polar, e logic sa stau pe gheata". Ursul se va aseza cu fundul pe cubul de gheata. Nefiind urs polar, va raci. Dupa ce raceste, il prinzi mult mai usor.

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Old 03-05-2006, 02:25 PM   #128
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Cateva vorbe de duh

Inteligenta ma urmareste. ....dar eu sunt mai rapid.
A studia insteamna a te indoi de inteligenta colegului de banca.
Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni......dar de ce sa risti?
Alcoolul omoara incet incet......nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.
Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si impinge.
De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si sa zbori
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tare
btw......o uitat sa updateze scorurile => am piedut finala no lasa k si aia ii buna
nu stit dk transimte telesportu IW? si cam cat din el (adik 1 meci pe zi ) ?
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:16 PM   #130
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nu stit dk transimte telesportu IW? si cam cat din el (adik 1 meci pe zi ) ?
According to TV Mania astia dau:
- duminica 22.00 - 00.00
- luni de la 23.30 - 00.00 cred ca e o greseala
- marti 00.30 - 03.00
- miercuri 21.30 - 00.00
- joi 22.30 - 00.00
si deocamdata atat ca s-a terminat revista

cate 1 meci amarat/zi sau in cel mai fericit caz 2/zi
Da' MD-ul incepe de vineri nu?
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vreau mai muuuuuuult
crek vineri incepe...asa ma dispera k atata se lalaiesc astia pana sa inceapa turneu......
sper k miami sa aiba ore mai putin imposibile. btw...Telesport au anumiti preferati pe care ii dau?
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Eu m-am lacomit la Dubai ca e turneu puternic cu multe puncte. Dupa primul tur eram pe 7 (aveam 5 din 5), insa au urmat niste alegeri cat se poate de proaste si am cazut in final pana pe 31 Am de aparat vreo 200 de puncte de anul trecut in PAW acu la IW si Miami (au fost primele mele turnee de PAW ) si apoi pot sta linistita pana la USO ca nu mai am nimic de aparat.
mie imi zici?de pe 4 am ajuns pe 19!jim era in spatele meu si a win!
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btw...Telesport au anumiti preferati pe care ii dau?
din cate stiu eu nu. Ori dau primele meciuri ale zilei, ori sesiunea de seara (daca exista). Never smth. in between De la QF (inclusiv) in sus o sa dea tot
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pai ce dau de vineri?calificari!am auzit k pe miercuri iese draw!
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pai ce dau de vineri?calificari!
nu calificari, ci MD Pai sunt 96 de pozitii in MD. D-aia incepe de vineri. Daca ar fi fost 64 atunci ar fi inceput de luni
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