1. Which celestial object stands farthest from the baseline?
C) Andy Roddick
D) The Oort Cloud
2. Which of the following could beat Andy Roddick at Roland Garros?
A) Chris Fowler
B) Pam Shriver
C) Pam Shriver’s Grandmother
D) All of the above
E) Even CuteMax could beat Andy
3. Andy will have seven ________ by the end of his career:
A) Illegitimate children
C) Kooyong Classic Titles
D) Return Winners
E) Complimentary "I am Roger's biatch" buttons
4. Andy Roddick is to Roger Federer as an ant is to:
D) a steamroller
5. Andy Roddick’s fans persist because:
A) They are fools.
B) They have great faith in him.
C) They learn more from losing than winning.
D) They get paid good money to.
6.Andy Roddick was better off with:
A) Mandy Moore
B) Brad Gilbert
C) Tarik Benhabiles
D) Paris Hilton
Hey I can dream!
7. Andy’s next slam title will be:
A) Wimbledon singles
B) U.S. Open singles
C) Australian Open singles
D) Roland Garros mixed doubles with Martina Hingis.
8. Andy should:
A) Get to net more.
B) Get to net less!
C) Stick to the power game.
D) Bribe some linespeople.
9. Which garment brought Andy the greatest success?
A) The visor
Bring it back!
B) The trucker hat
C) That subway shirt thingie
D) Those shirts with alligators on them.
10. Andy will forever be known as:
A) An excellent ping pong player
B) The greatest American tennis star of his generation
C) A witty and charitable dude.
D) All of the above.
Cause I am bordering on insanity