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Old 01-03-2006, 09:02 PM   #31
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Fine then I don't want to be your "mum" either, boy.
Too late mum, I'm used to calling you it now
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:34 PM   #32
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I know some jokes.
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I know some blokes.
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:38 PM   #34
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Adam is riding his new bike. A police officer on a horse comes up and asks him if Santa Clause got him that bike for Xmas. Adam answers:'Yes', the officer says: 'Tell him to get you one with lights on the back next time'. 'Ok', says Adam.
Then he asks the officer if he got his horse from Santa Clause. He says: 'Yes, sure.' Adam answers: 'Tell him to get you one with an arsehole on the back and not on the top next time.'
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Old 01-03-2006, 10:39 PM   #35
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Loved them both Adam...good idea!
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Old 01-04-2006, 12:50 AM   #37
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ROFLcopter
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Adam. Those two were hilarious.
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Sat on a park bench, a small boy is munching one chocolate bar after another. After seeing him start his 6th, an elderly man on the bench across from him shakes his head and says "young man, eating all that chocolate isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat". The small boy looks back at him. "You know, my grandpa lived to be 107". The elderly man nods, and asks "but did your grandpa eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?". "No" says the small boy, "he minded his own fucking business"
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Okay, that last one is good.
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Okay, that last one is good.
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Adam needs a hobby
maybe I should take up following Ljubo
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This is his hobby, telling us jokes.
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This is his hobby, telling us jokes.
well enjoyed by most of us too
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