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Old 01-03-2006, 05:56 PM   #1
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Talking Adam's joke-a-day thread!!!

Bill invites some friends round for a party, when all of a sudden a little man about a foot tall walks into the room, hops onto the piano stool and starts playing the piano absolutely beautifully. His friend Joe says, "wow that guy is amazing, where on earth did you find him?". Bill responds, "well I found this magic lamp with a genie inside, and he granted me one wish". "thats great, can I use it?" asks Joe. Bill agrees and hands him the lamp. Joe rubs it, and sure enough out pops a genie who offers him one wish. "I want a million bucks" says Joe. Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims, "hey, I asked for a million BUCKS! not DUCKS! Bill explains, "yes, he's a bit deaf isn't he? You don't really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?"

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Old 01-03-2006, 05:56 PM   #2
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I"m awful with long jokes. I always read the end first.
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Adam - do you need vcash?
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I"m awful with long jokes. I always read the end first.
I'll try and keep them shorter in future, just for you
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Adam - do you need vcash?
You don't get v-cash for non-tennis apparently. I'm just eager to spread my humour
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Adam - do you need vcash?


Can this count as Tuesday's joke?
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I never bother to learn the rules and I never read the instructions.
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I didn't know that non-tennis threads don't get vCash either. Good to know that there is some sense in the system.

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Has anyone actually read the joke yet
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Has anyone actually read the joke yet
Well, I did read the punchline
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Yes, I read it, but I heard the deaf genie-12 inch pianist joke before.
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Very good, Adam I look forward to the daily installment
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Adam. As i said to Deb, you are such a dude, girl,
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Yes, I read it, but I heard the deaf genie-12 inch pianist joke before.
Fine, I shall tell you another one then..........

A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by 3 beautful women who take pity on him. The first woman says to him, "have you ever been hugged?". The man shakes his head sadly, so she leans down and gives him a big hug. The second woman says to him, "have you ever been kissed?". The man shakes his head and she leans down and gives him a big kiss. The third woman asks, "have you ever been fucked?". "No" says the man, his eyes lighting up". "Well, you are now. The tide's coming in" says the woman
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