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Old 11-15-2005, 01:08 PM   #1
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Default I have no bum.

Like, no bum whatsoever. I don't know what happened. Somehow between the boobs and hips, I got passed over for a rear end to go with.

This distresses me on a regular basis. I think this is why I lust after those with giganta bottoms.

It's a cruel world.

But look, I know that I'm not the only one. Bumless people of the world, let yourselves be heard.
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:10 PM   #2
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lol, where's it gone?
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It is cruel. Very.
I hope life is not over for you.
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:15 PM   #4
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lol, where's it gone?
It just like, never grew
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:16 PM   #5
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It is cruel. Very.
I hope life is not over for you.
I have my cats to console me.
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:19 PM   #6
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I have my cats to console me.
I'm reliefed then.

But really, I'm not sure what's worse...not having one, or having a big one..
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It just like, never grew


awww!!! that's sooo cute lol. ur something around 20, arent u?
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:20 PM   #8
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no bum
but nice titties
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:22 PM   #9
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no bum
but nice titties
You do know that we're just kidding when we joke about that being me being manhandled by Crosby, right? If that was me, he'd have more to sign. Oh, and I'd be passed out on the floor
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awww!!! that's sooo cute lol. ur something around 20, arent u?
23. Everything else grew, but zee bum stayed flat
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you mean you let someone insignificant/non bing-like to you, touch??
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you mean you let someone insignificant/non bing-like to you, touch??
No, that's definitely Bing. And he can definitely write on me. That just isn't me.
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23. Everything else grew, but zee bum stayed flat
nee nee nee...
you're one of the less people I won't hesitate to call 'perrrfectt'
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:46 PM   #15
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Default Re: I have no bum.

Don't worry, I don't have a bum either. I was already thinking about getting silicone implants but I'm afraid that it might hurt.
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