[J. Corwin]

1) go out and play like your ranking
2) stop hitting pussy forehands
3) get laid so you can focus better on court
4) brush your teeth

[renee_chin]

Originally Posted by nkhera1

Beat Fed and Hewitt and Safin (doesn't have to be all the time but should be consistently)

What's wrong with beating them all the time? He needs to, if he wants to win more titles, especially those Masters thingys and the small matter of the GSs. I'd love nothing more than for him to pull a Federer on Hewitt (and, dare I say, on Federer himself )and over-turn that awful current head-to-head records. And he needs to constantly win against Safin to maintain his positive head-to-head record...

He needs to beat everybody all the time -- and rule the world...
OK... Maybe just the tennis world, but yeah...

[blosson]

Originally Posted by Jace of Spades

1) go out and play like your ranking
2) stop hitting pussy forehands
3) get laid so you can focus better on court
4) brush your teeth

hahaha Jace

1) Andy, write this on your diary!
2) That's right, where is "Andy got milk?"
3) get a proper supporting girlfriend, then stop showing woodies on court
4) brush your hair?

[~Jin~]

[Jennay]

Originally Posted by ~Jin~

3. Get back again with Mandy (sorry but I like them).

[Deboogle!.]

Originally Posted by Jennay

fucking DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Golfnduck]

My wishes for 2006:
-Win AO, Wimbly, USO (you can win RG to make me have a coronary Andy)
-Beat Roger, please
-Revenge the losses of 2005
-Beat ITT, I can't stand some of the Ivan fans
-Be more aggressive
-More BH DTL please

[Volcanic Tennis]

lmao.. this thread is hilarious!

[MissFairy]

1. I would like to see him use the body serve more often.
2. Stand closer to the bloody baseline, s'il vous plait.
3. Make your forehand return so it's as good as your backhand one.
4. Then improve your backhand one.
5. Repeat step 3.

[Deboogle!.]

Originally Posted by MissFairy

1. I would like to see him use the body serve more often.

YES oh my god. That serve arguably won him the USO.

Originally Posted by MissFairy

2. Stand closer to the bloody baseline, s'il vous plait.

*nods vigorously*

Originally Posted by MissFairy

3. Make your forehand return so it's as good as your backhand one.
4. Then improve your backhand one.
5. Repeat step 3.

[andyroxmysox12191]

Jen don't hate you know you loved them as well

[nkhera1]

Originally Posted by renee_chin

What's wrong with beating them all the time? He needs to, if he wants to win more titles, especially those Masters thingys and the small matter of the GSs. I'd love nothing more than for him to pull a Federer on Hewitt (and, dare I say, on Federer himself )and over-turn that awful current head-to-head records. And he needs to constantly win against Safin to maintain his positive head-to-head record...

He needs to beat everybody all the time -- and rule the world...
OK... Maybe just the tennis world, but yeah...

First lets get to just beating them more often than they beat him and we will move from there.

[nkhera1]

Originally Posted by MissFairy

3. Make your forehand return so it's as good as your backhand one.
4. Then improve your backhand one.
5. Repeat step 3.

LMAO Roddick needs to use a similar formula for his strokes.

[andyroxmysox12191]

new version is up......I'll post it on here so people don't have to go back if they're like me lol

Grand Slam/DC Stuff
1. Win a GS
2. Win AO
3. Win FO (ahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha sorry I just HAD to add this)
4. Win Wimby
5. Win USO
6. Get out of the first round
7. Get to the second week/quarterfinal of each grand slam (Roland Garros IS a slam, Andy)
8. Get past of the second round for FO
9. Win a TMS (Miami for Jen's sake and Canada for Matt and any for all of us)
10. Do well in DC or win it

Tennis People Stuff
1. Beat Federer, preferably in a GS final but, any win will do
2. Don't let Federer get too far ahead
3. Beat Hewitt/Nadal/Safin on a regular basis
4. Kick lubajdkhbgjfdhgbfg ass {sorry I can't type his last name for my life}
5. Kick Mathieu's butt
6. Beat rafa on clay, or actually, anyone.
7. Destroy friggin Gilles Muller (in Tangy’s words)
8. Basically beat players you are supposed to beat

MTF People Personal Wishes For Themselves
1. Don't make Mani cry again during the USO cause Andy's freakin ass dropped out first round
2. Meet Mani and get her tickets to a GS (:
3. Marry a sweet, young girl (by the name of nat), and save her from the depths of hell aka old navy. {yeah no Nat d:}

Places He Should Go To
1. Go to Shanghai for TMC
2. Play in Monte Carlo
3. Miami

Overall Game Improvements
1. Gain CONFIDENCE!!!
2. No injuries
3. Stay healthy
4. Improve game
5. Do better on clay.
6. Stop hitting pussy forehands
7. Be more aggressive
8. More BH DTL please
9. Use the body serve more often.
10. Stand closer to the bloody baseline, s'il vous plait.
11. Make your forehand return so it's as good as your backhand one.
12. Then improve your backhand one.
13. DON'T SUCK (thanks RodLo)

Other
1. Get some decent clothes from Lacoste.
2. Finish the year in the top 5
3. Start winning TBs consistently.
4. Stop losing matches when you have MP
5. Stop losing matches you should win
6. Stop losing matches when you're up big
7. No choking
8. Go out with Mandy again {heheheheh Yeah I had to add this lmfao}
9. Get a proper supporting girlfriend
10. Have fun!!!
11. Get laid so you can focus better on court
12. Brush yo teeth skank
13. Revenge the losses of 2005

[Deboogle!.]

THANKS!