Royally Juanqui (He was named after the King of Spain)
"Tennistically"-Relating to tennis in general, used by Juanqui
"Death by Rafa (Ferru, Juanqui, select favorite Spaniard here)-Phenomenon created when various members of the Armada are playing, a state of heightened excitement making you feel you will pass out.
Not to be confused with the deadly pandemic of 1918. This phenomenon can still send one into a highly feverish state. One gets a hot, excited feeling watching one's favorite Spaniard play.
As the fever rises, an unusual delirium may take hold. All the Spanish you learned in school suddenly comes back to you. Can happen even if you aren't from Spain and don't have any known Spanish ancestry.
JuanCar-The Mercedes driven by Juan Carlos Ferrero after winning at Stuttgart (Vamos!)
JuanquiEdda-A combination of Juan Carlos Ferrero and Edda (I know, I'm dreaming. His father is Eduardo, so it sounds meant to be.)
Armada Kitties: (A con-CAT-enation of my favorite things, cats and Spanish tennis players)
Juan Carlos FURR-ero
Rafael Nadal PURR-era