Since it's still 20 minutes before Marat's birthday is officially over (here anyway) I'm not to late to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARAT!!
Enjoy that last year before you hit your thirties (man does that sound old or what?!)
*AHEM* you cheeky 20-something ... I would've thought a world class conquerer like yourself couldn't wait to get into her 30's ... after all women reach their sexual prime in their 30's (well, that's what we tell ourselves anyway )
M A R A T
S A F I N
Don't cry because it's over ...
be happy because it happened.