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Old 05-16-2005, 12:26 AM   #61
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and FartTard was not only reattached but he could fly This time, he believed he was given a second chance at life and would do all he could to ensure international security..Therefore, he devised a suit.



"Oh shucks...nevermind the bra!"
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but then he re-considered, he needed the bra, cause of his man boobs...he was seduced by one of his mom's fellow clowns, but was unsure if it was a man or woman clown and flew off to...
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I'm really hungry

Time for dinner:



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never never land, where he met Peter Pan and his friends. They accepted FartTard, even with all his issues, as a friend. They even made up a new name for him, Bob. They played games and flew around, but soon Bob started missing his parents and....
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considered flying back home but he was already in love with Grace (she was renamed here too).......
and decided to make dinner and tell her about his love............
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but he couldn't help herself and rudely ate all of the food on the table, then proceeded to release a massive fart and proclaim "FartTard's back baby!" and FartTard flew away to...
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USA again but he couldn't get there cause he was way too heavy for his wings to hold flight, so he landed in Cuba for some rest and a cigar.......he had to share it though.....
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while sharing the cigar and chatting with the old lady, some people approached to FartTard and asked him...........
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For his autograph. He was shocked that people would recognize him because his weight had gotten so out of control! He asked them what gave him away and they said...
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"your smell you disgusting farting machine!" but because he was world renowned as the world's most distinguished gas passer, people referred to it as an aroma instead of a stench....they all shared a big laugh, then....
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FT heard a scream and put on his super suit so he could go see what was going on. Outside he came across his mother, Pennywise, and she was being attacked by a Giant Bat...girl. . FT pulled them apart and asked the Batgirl what her problem was with his mother. She said that Pennywise had started it because she saw her (batgirl) and Richard Simmons kissing...
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FT had no clue about this.........batgirl and his father kissing????? FT already knew about his father's sexual tendencies...............He grabbed batgirl's arm and took her mask off.

Well, It was a man after all..........
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But Pennywise couldn't take it and massacred Richard Simmons and RuPaul, chopping their heads off with a knife she had hidden since FartTard's birth.

And mad as she was, she went directly to Bob (FartTard) and told him:"It is over for u and me now....let's go with papa!" and after she said that, cut FT's throat and hers too and died.....................................FARTARD IS DEAD.............there's nothing we can do now..........


But, do u remember that girl FT met when they crashed their cars?.....well, she's expecting his child............
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oh boy farttard has a child....
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yikes! this news just in.... it's an alien baby, a fat alien baby
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