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Old 05-14-2005, 03:50 PM   #46
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But it was just a soap opera twist as our Hero, FartTard never dies...He returns and steals Dubya 2 from Laura and gives them to his parents, Pennywise and Richard Simmons. They go to a photo studio to get a family portrait taken, but the photographer convinces himself that he dropped some acid when he sees grandparents, Pennywise and Richard Simmons, along with FartTard and the golden child, Dubya 2 and the man jumps out of the 12th story window...
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Everyone runs to the window and sees the man in pieces at the bottom. They and decide to go have some lunch. Pennywise puts his clown make up on and they head out for McDonalds. Along the way, they notice people looking at them funny and running away...
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that's coz Pennywise had forgotten to zip his clown trousers up and erm..something was hanging out
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that's coz Pennywise had forgotten to zip his clown trousers up and erm..something was hanging out
Pennywise is a girl!
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Pennywise is a she-male
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Pennywise is a she-male

then how did she and Richard Simmons have a child?
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my bad erm..


and the thing hanging out was none other than a huge strap on no wonder there were so many peeps running away from her
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or was it a strap on? Richard Simmons isn't exactly known as an alpha male. Anyways, FartTard begins to question his own sexuality because he has two freakshows as his parents. He starts to play with his man boobs when....
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wakes up from that scary dream and gets ready for work. He is looking in the mirror and decides that he is looking a little too slim...
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so he begins to eat all day long..........he preferes that than working out and muscle himself up..........


His health was in jeopardy so a doctor visited him and diagnosed him DEPRESION
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His fitness guru father tries to get FartTard to lose off some of that excess weight, but FartTard keeps eating jars and jars of lard...In a rash move, Richard Simmons decides that this is best for FartTard:
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he is going to take him to a rehiabilitaion center for people with eating disorders. FartTard doesnt want to go so he starts kicking and screaming and pounding his fists on the ground, this causes a massive earthquake around the world...
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out of nowhere, dinosaurs reappear after the massive quake, after years of extinction...



The T-Rex takes a bite of FartTard's head, but stops eating, because FT is tastes absolutely disgusting...One of the flying dinosaurs picks up FartTard and they flew off to...
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none other than the United States of America...where his body and head were despatched at Ainstein's home. Of which, Elbert Ainstein came home from giving lectures at Princeton to stumble upon the dismembered body of FartTard! And this made him realise that "God does not play dice with universe" and that it was almost impossible to reattach FartTard's body. However, he had a solution. A solution of magnitute proportion that it was a secret. What he would do to reattach FartTard's body? He turns to the witch doctors...
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