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Old 05-13-2005, 07:30 PM   #16
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and when all the make up was washed away, he's shocked by the view



Pennywise was FartTard's mom all along!!!!!!!

"Mommy dearest!!!!" he yelled..............

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Pennywise revealed to FartTard that his father was none other RICHARD SIMMONS!!!



FartTard is now on suicide watch in the local hospital...
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Now, after months of therapy, FartTard is ready to meet his father. So, he joins one of his classes...

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Old 05-14-2005, 03:30 AM   #19
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It was his first class with his father and he was on the way to the gym......when he looked over his shoulder and saw a man that's been following him since he got out of his home...


"Are you following me?" - FartTard said and got closer to the man.......
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but the man led him along a dark alleyway...but it's too dark for FartTard to see through the darkness...and then,



SssssZhhhhh

FartTard's eyes were sprayed with pepper.
Argh that bastard sprayed pepper into my eyes! I can't see shit!!! Dammit...

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the man stole all his money and then ran off. FartTard regained his sight and then ran out of the alley to find a Policeman but was stopped by a little old woman who wanted directions to...
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to the porno shop. FartTard felt sorry for her and gave her the address of his favourite shop a few blocks away. Then it started to rain and FartTard realized he'd forgotten his....
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undies hanging outside his apartment they would be soaked wet when he gets home
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"OH SHIT" he cried. "I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY TIGHTIE WHITIES OUTSIDE!" FartTard quicky caught a taxi because he no longer had a car that he could drive in. But just as he was opening the door of the cab....
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there he saw... Orlando Bloom in skirt and he fell in love with him
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He was so overcome with love that he fainted there on the wet street
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and then this freaky clown came up and chopped Orlando to pieces! FartTard then....
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came to his senses and shot the clown with the mini gun he had been hiding in his underwear. The police heard the shots.....
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and looked away, because they always hear shots. The Clown then got up, (because he is invincible) and started walking toward FartTard. He was afraid so he ducked into the nearest doorway. What he found there was so astonishing, he shouted out..........
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