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Old 05-13-2005, 01:50 AM   #1
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Lightbulb FartTard is SEXY BACK!!!

I thought this could be fun, I hope u like it and join me!
All you gotta do is continue the story, and see what happens next (please include some images like I did).
As writing and pasting images can make a post take more than usual, just post TAKEN if you have an idea to go on with it, and then edit it. That will help not to outpost.
There's no limit on what our main character can do!!! Let's have fun.

This is the beggining of our everyday Hero's story, that is basically our story.

It's 7:00 am Monday....... Last night I had a party and got soooo drunk...


"OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... damn.............what time is it??.......which day is it????...............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



"Eh?........what time is it??? 7:30 am!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta run!!!!!!! I'm so late!!!! Shit!!!!
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Old 05-13-2005, 03:13 AM   #2
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Default Re: Neverending stories - What's gonna happen next?

Hero, in a frantic rush, forgets that it was Daylight Savings time and that it is only 6:30 AM

He gets there early and has to hang out with the janitor...
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the janitor, who actully used to be an ex con but is now on parole asks the hero whether he wants a smoke.....
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Default Re: Neverending stories - What's gonna happen next?

the hero in his confused state agrees to toke the crack pipe with the janitor, figuring there is little difference between crack and tobacco

in his cracked out state, our hero....
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Default Re: Neverending stories - What's gonna happen next?

turns to go into his office and runs into Pennywise the clown, who hands him a balloon and take him towards the sewer...
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Default Re: Neverending stories - What's gonna happen next?

on his way to the sewer, he breaks free from Pennywise and jumps in an abandoned car, but Pennywise whistles for his backup and this is who shows up by the window

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A clown a ghost? He doesn't really know or have the time to think. Frantically, he takes off with the car and on the first corner, he takes a right turn when suddenly...
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he finds himself driving straight to a cat that was just in the middle of the street.........




After some avoiding manoeuvres he manages not to hit the Kittie...... but.....


"Oh my god!!!!!!"-he says and gets out of the car to go and talk to the girl driving the other car..............
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Default Re: Neverending stories - What's gonna happen next?

At this point, our hero is not longer in his cracked out state of mind and tries to get information from the lady in the other car when she totally wigs out and starts dancing to some random dance music blasting on her car stereo

Pennywise and the other clown are coming from the down the street, the lady's have a grand ole' party by herself and both cars are totally smashed...
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The music was high, the traffic was jammed and the clowns join the party!!!! Pennywise and our Hero are shaking their heads to the rhythm of Chemical Bros.!

Suddenly our Hero (we need a name here ) has a premonition.........Pennywise is going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and the hero (*whose name is FartTard*), grabs Pennywise by her hair and whispers his premonitions..


"Yo'ure going to die....when the clock strikes 12 tomorrow arvo"
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Default Re: Neverending stories - What's gonna happen next?

Pennywise's reaction to FartTard's words



Pennywise motions to all the other clowns the street and they begin to circle around FartTard. They tie balloons all over his body and FartTard begins to fly up and away into the sky...
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But FartTard had heaps of bodily fats to hold him down..


and he farts himself to ground level again but this time, he's pissed off like one mad wanker
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.he runs to them and shout :"Freeze or I'll shoot u all!"


and aims directly to Pennywise's head
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But the gun turns out to be a water gun and starts to melt away Pennywise's face



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