This will be a continuous list!
1. If your name is mardy fish, do not give yourself a prison bitch buzz cut
2. Braids will look very charming if your name is tommy
3. Always use conditioner. because duh.
4. Carlos and rafa have the same hair because they are lovers
5. Everyone loves rogerer's sexay silky hair
6. But only andy is allowed to play with it...unless your fortune cookie says
7. Marat needs a haircut but he gets off the hook because he's marat
(and because i am in no mood to get picky over his hair when he is the
supplier of my boots).
8. LLeyton Hewitt, meet shampoo.
9. Lleyton hewitt, meet haircut.
10. Do not allow your hair to go icky and stringy like FatDavid.
11. If you have sexy dreadlocks like Blakey, do not shave them off to look
like an egg.
12. Pimpim: your hair looks like monkey grass.
13. Long hair is a no no, unless you are Nadal
14. If you do have long hair, you will not pull it back in a PURPLE ponytail
15. Bleach never looks good on anyone. Are you listening Juan Carlos?