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Old 01-12-2006, 09:56 AM   #376
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Ce n'est pas vraiment drôle (au contraire même ) mais c'est, euh... surprenant:

Une araignée a élu domicile dans l'oreille d'une Suédoise durant 27 jours
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Une araignée qui avait élu domicile dans l'oreille d'une Suédoise en a été délogée au bout de vingt-sept jours, a rapporté mercredi le quotidien populaire Expressen.

L'arachnide, de couleur noire, "gros comme l'ongle du pouce", aurait profité du sommeil de son hôte pour prendre place.

La durée du "squat" a pu être établie car la femme se souvient avoir vu et repoussé une araignée sur son lit, un soir de novembre, vingt-sept jours avant la découverte de l'intruse.

Dans un premier temps, la Suédoise a constaté "une baisse de son ouïe" et a pensé qu'il s'agissait d'un bouchon de cire, écrit le quotidien.

Mais c'est en entendant "comme un bruit de grattage" dans son oreille qu'elle s'est procuré en pharmacie un produit nettoyant liquide.

Et l'araignée, vivante, d'en sortir et de se remettre en marche.

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Old 01-12-2006, 11:03 AM   #377
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J'en entendu ça aujourd'hui à la radio! Je me demande si elle a eu le temps de faire son nid?

Dinamite, tu trouves pas que "Blagues, humour et fun" a un concurrent sérieux sur le forum de Marat?!
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:42 AM   #378
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Dinamite, tu trouves pas que "Blagues, humour et fun" a un concurrent sérieux sur le forum de Marat?!
ton article sur les trolls était génial
et je viens de voir que maria87, aka miss contradiction , le trouve intéressant c'est l'hopital qui se fout de la charité!
Ca me fait trop rire, et je vois qu'Annie rigole bien aussi!!
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:59 AM   #379
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l'araignée! J'ose espérer que si un truc pareil m'arrive un jour je m'en apercevrai avant 27 jours
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l'araignée! J'ose espérer que si un truc pareil m'arrive un jour je m'en apercevrai avant 27 jours
Tu m'étonnes! et je te dis pas le choc quand tu vois sortir ça de ton oreille
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Tu m'étonnes! et je te dis pas le choc quand tu vois sortir ça de ton oreille
je crois que c'est à ce moment là que tu as le plus besoin d'une ambulance et d'une équipe de réanimation
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ton article sur les trolls était génial
et je viens de voir que maria87, aka miss contradiction , le trouve intéressant c'est l'hopital qui se fout de la charité!
Ca me fait trop rire, et je vois qu'Annie rigole bien aussi!!
Elle se moque bien de nous comme les deux autres!
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Jr crois que je vais écrire tous mes posts comme ça là bas.
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je crois que c'est à ce moment là que tu as le plus besoin d'une ambulance et d'une équipe de réanimation
dans mon cas surement. Ah moins que je ne sois devenue complètement hystérique
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C'est trop cool tu devrais le faire ici aussi




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C'est trop cool tu devrais le faire ici aussi
C'est pas aussi drôle de faire ça sur des résidents de Saint anne de longue date. Tout le monde a déjà admis sa folie ici.

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C'est pas aussi drôle de faire ça sur des résidents de Saint anne de longue date. Tout le monde a déjà admis sa folie ici.
Non pas moi, je suis saint d'esprit.


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C'est pas pour rien qu'on dit rose pour les filles et bleu pour les garçons.
Ah ok maintenant je le saurais
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tu ne peux pas guérir si tu n'admets pas que tu as un problème

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ouais mais en bleu ça rend pas aussi bien cela dit
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ouais mais en bleu ça rend pas aussi bien cela dit
il peut essayer en vert alors

indice de pétage des yeux: 9,5/10
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L'indice de pétage de yeux grimpe avec le jaune. Faut faire gaffe, ça peut peut-être être fatal
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