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Old 12-05-2005, 11:25 PM   #361
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Bon un dernier truc que je viens de recevoir par email

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Old 12-05-2005, 11:53 PM   #362
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OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c'est génial!!!!
la boulette!

t'entends les autres dans le studio qui se marrent! et le pauvre animateur!!

Je vais pas m'en remettre!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:55 PM   #363
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l'animateur à la fin dit: "Pascal, restez fidèle à 100%"....

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Old 12-05-2005, 11:58 PM   #364
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Cela m'a bien fait rire aussi
Bah je comprends les autres derrière...Moi aussi, j'aurais éclaté de rire dans cette situation

Belle phrase de l'animateur mais c'est raté
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:19 AM   #365
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moi non plus je n'aurais pas pu rester sérieuse!!! l'animateur s'en sort pas mal en fait!
et la femme de Pascal qui salue toute l'équipe!!

ah lalala, j'en ris encore. Je viens d'envoyer le lien en mail à tout mon répertoire!
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:33 AM   #366
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à l'animateur pour son sérieux
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Old 12-06-2005, 02:24 PM   #367
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J'espère que ça n'avait pas déjà été posté... j'ai mal aux abdos tellement j'ai ri
Perles de... Renault Assistance

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Je suis en panne rue Salavdor Alien 2

Ma voiture a perdu les eaux

Je vous appelle pour un de mes chauffeurs qui est en panne. Je ne sais pas du tout où est la voiture mais peut-on déjà envoyer un dépanneur?

On a essayé de violer ma Clio.

Ma garantie est terminée depuis presque un an, je voudrais savoir si elle est toujours valable?

Ma voiture est née en 1995.

... avec un "F" comme dans "Farmacie".

J'ai ma Laguna qui cause et elle me cause qu'il y a une anormalité.

J'ai la garantie, j'ai ma carte sur moi et pourtant je suis en panne. Je ne comprend pas.

Je vous appelle d'une cabine. J'ai ma voiture qui est restée à l'extérieur.

Ca m'embêterait beaucoup d'être dépanné de suite.

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Une cliente: Alors je vous explique: j'ai roulé toute la matinée sur des routes de campagne et j'ai dû prendre une pierre et j'ai une très légère fuite du réservoir d'essence.
Mais je suis très pressée et je ne veux pas qu'on me remorque au garage. Tout ce que je voudrais c'est que vous m'envoyiez un monsieur pour me boucher le petit trou.

Pourriez-vous m'envoyer un dépanneur pour qu'il voit si c'est la peine qu'il vienne?

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Une jeune femme: Mon immatriculation? c'est avec un "Z" come "zob"

Ma voiture a été agressée.

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Un vieux monsieur: On me dit qu'on va me passer quelqu'un, et puis j'entend de la musique, alors moi je raccroche. Moi j'parle pas à d'la musique!

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Standard: quand?
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Le client: Ah non! non! Je suis pressé, trouvez une autre solution!

C'est pour une dépannation.

J'ai déjà fait appel à René Assistance.

J'exige que vous m'envoyiez une nouvelle R19 par avion.

Bonjour, je suis dans ma Twingo et mon pouet-pouet est en panne.
(Après enquête, il s'agissait du klaxon qui était en panne).

C'est ma tête d'allumeur qui est fêlée.

Une vieille dame: J'ai fait un faux mouvement avec mon pot d'échappement...

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Client un peu énervé: Une merde!
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Client: qu'est-ce que je viens de vous dire?!
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Les perles des assurances sont toujours bien drôles
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Old 12-07-2005, 08:23 PM   #370
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astiquer ton sabre ne te réussit pas du tout
Si, cela occupe mais cela devient dur de faire autre chose en même temps
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ça rend sourd, et dyslexique en plus maintenant
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