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Old 12-27-2004, 08:13 PM   #16
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je suis désolée, je ne connais pas de blagues.........drôles
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Je suis sure que c'est pas vrai...La preuve, tu viens juste d'en faire une!
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Pour vous aider, voici la signification réelle de certains termes utilises dans les offres d'emploi.

- Joignez-vous à une entreprise dynamique, en pleine expansion : On aura pas le temps de te donner de formation, va falloir que tu te débrouilles tout seul, et puis vite !

- Le candidat doit être capable de respecter les échéances : Ca fait longtemps qu'on aurait du engager quelqu'un, mais on était trop débordé. Tu
vas être 6 mois en retard dans ton travail en arrivant.

- Doit être disponible pour faire un peu de temps supplémentaire : Un peu le lundi soir, un peu le mardi soir, un peu le mercredi soir, un peu le jeudi soir, un peu le vendredi soir et un peu les week-ends.

- Taches variées : On cherche un bouche-trous.. N'importe qui dans le bureau peut te donner des ordres et te dire quoi faire.

- Doit être minutieux : Nous n'avons aucun contrôle de qualité mais si on a un problème, ce sera de ta faute.

- Cherchons des candidats désirant faire carrière dans notre entreprise : Si t'es une fille, tu dois être célibataire, sans enfants et tu ne dois pas en vouloir.

- Envoyez votre CV. Aucun appel ou visite SVP : Cela donne rien de postuler, on a déjà comblé le poste avec un parent ou ami du patron. On fait une offre d'emploi juste pour faire semblant que n'importe qui aurait pu être engage. On veut pas avoir de problèmes avec les normes du travail ni le syndicat.

- Nous recherchons un candidat avec expérience variée : Tu vas remplacer trois personnes.

- Doit posséder une bonne capacité de résolution de problèmes : Notre compagnie n'a aucune structure et tu seras constamment dans les problèmes.

- Aptitudes a diriger requises : Tu auras les responsabilités d'un directeur avec la paye et la reconnaissance d'un stagiaire.

- Doit posséder de bonnes capacités de communication : Lorsque le boss te demande quelque chose, tu dois être capable de deviner ce qu'il veut vraiment.
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Old 12-27-2004, 08:19 PM   #19
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De temps en temps ça me prend beaucoup de temps

Peut-être moi aussi, je devrais écrire une blague je pense que j'essayerai... quand j'en aurai envie.
exactement Laura...quand t'en auras envie! ...on n'est pas dans une secte ici....
On n'est pas de très bons prêcheurs Zoltan et moi de toute façon...vu le nombre de convertis.
et pourtant j'en connais un qui se balade avec une publicité pour le forum en guise de signature!

et qui c'est qui a ramené Choupi aujourd'hui! c'est moi!!!! c'est moi!!!!
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...on n'est pas dans une secte ici....


ce n'est pas la vérité
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et qui c'est qui a ramené Choupi aujourd'hui! c'est moi!!!! c'est moi!!!!
Oh la oh la doucement...c'est vrai que tu m'as ramenée mais n'oublies pas que j'étais déjà venue y a un petit moment pour dire bonjour, et que personne m'avait répondu à l'époque...
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et vlan... il casse Béa
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ce n'est pas la vérité

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je te l'ai déjà dit...le forum était mort à l'époque....il n'y avait pas de vrais discussions...La chose qui s'appelle Zoltan et moi avons essayé de le faire revivre...et je pense que maintenant ça prend forme.
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C'est qui "il"?

T'es content, hein!


C'est vrai, vous pensez que c'est une secte?...en quoi?
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je te l'ai déjà dit...le forum était mort à l'époque....il n'y avait pas de vrais discussions...La chose qui s'appelle Zoltan et moi avons essayé de le faire revivre...et je pense que maintenant ça prend forme.


C'est vrai que maintenant (aujourd'hui) il y a plus d'activités. Ce serait cool si cela pouvait continuer comme cela.
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C'est qui "il"?

T'es content, hein!


C'est vrai, vous pensez que c'est une secte?...en quoi?
je voulais dire "elle"


content..non je jubile


Je plaisante Béa :smootch:
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content..non je jubile
tu jouibile, tu veux dire.
méchante catwoman! sort de mon corps, tu me fais dire n'importe quoi.
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et puis, je ne ferais pas de blagues belges parce que même si on en rigole, elles peuvent être mal interprétés et blesser sans faire exprès.
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méchante catwoman! sort de mon corps, tu me fais dire n'importe quoi.
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