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Old 09-24-2005, 11:18 PM   #256
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Comme quoi, cela sert d'assister aux cours
ouais de temps en temps c'est utile


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Sauf qu'ils ne me poursuivront pas moi
Je me demande si en Belgique on poursuit ceux qui provoquent à la commission d'un délit :scartch: Je ne suis plus complètement sûr lol
hmmm, je vais braquer une banque ici, ils te jugeront avec moi ici une fois qu'ils sauront que c'est toi qui m'y a incité (vu que je vais te dénoncer.... je veux pas être toute seule face aux juges! )
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Old 09-24-2005, 11:18 PM   #257
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t'es conscient qu'il y a toujours une partie du plan qui n'est pas vraiment légale? (on t'a appris quoi en fac? lol)
c'est peut-etre pas pareil en belgique
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Old 09-24-2005, 11:24 PM   #258
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ouais de temps en temps c'est utile
Tout à fait
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hmmm, je vais braquer une banque ici, ils te jugeront avec moi ici une fois qu'ils sauront que c'est toi qui m'y a incité (vu que je vais te dénoncer.... je veux pas être toute seule face aux juges! )
Cela va leur poser une belle question de DIP aux juges Un cas international... Qui est compétent pour le juger? Quelle loi appliquer? Quid de l'exequatur du jugement?

Et puis, faudra peut-être m'extrader
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Old 09-24-2005, 11:35 PM   #260
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Cela va leur poser une belle question de DIP aux juges Un cas international... Qui est compétent pour le juger? Quelle loi appliquer? Quid de l'exequatur du jugement?
infraction commise sur le sol français, donc juge français compétent... quoique... tu m'as donné ton précieux conseil depuis un ordinateur situé en Belgique... donc peut-être que mon infraction est commise en France mais la tienne en belgique t'as raison c'est pas simple

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tu vas me laisser purger ma peine toute seule?
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infraction commise sur le sol français, donc juge français compétent... quoique... tu m'as donné ton précieux conseil depuis un ordinateur situé en Belgique... donc peut-être que mon infraction est commise en France mais la tienne en belgique t'as raison c'est pas simple
Et le réglement Bxl I et Bxl II et Bxl II bis, tu en fais quoi?
Non ce n'est pas simple (mais j'ai bien aimé le cours). Puis ce n'est pas parce que c'est un tribunal français qui tenterait de me poursuivre qu'il appliquerait la loi belge
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Old 09-25-2005, 07:42 PM   #262
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Et le réglement Bxl I et Bxl II et Bxl II bis, tu en fais quoi?
Non ce n'est pas simple (mais j'ai bien aimé le cours). Puis ce n'est pas parce que c'est un tribunal français qui tenterait de me poursuivre qu'il appliquerait la loi belge
moi pas avoir étudié ces règlements en détail...

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... mais en cas d'échec, j'irai donc en prison toute seule? c'est pas cool ça!!! je pourrais avoir besoin de toi.... s'il y a des araignées dans ma cellule par exemple (désolée pour hier, mais je pouvais pas rester! je sais c'est pathétique mais c'est plus fort que moi )
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Old 09-26-2005, 12:07 AM   #263
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moi pas avoir étudié ces règlements en détail...
Honte sur toi C'est pour ça que je serai un bon avocat et que je n'irai pas en prison

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... mais en cas d'échec, j'irai donc en prison toute seule? c'est pas cool ça!!! je pourrais avoir besoin de toi.... s'il y a des araignées dans ma cellule par exemple (désolée pour hier, mais je pouvais pas rester! je sais c'est pathétique mais c'est plus fort que moi )
Oui mais je n'échouerai pas
c'est pas grave moi cela m'a fait rire
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c'est pas grave moi cela m'a fait rire
lol, je me doute bien oui. T'aurais rigolé encore plus si tu m'avais vue: j'étais debout sur le côté du bureau, je voyais l'écran d'ordi de travers, et je devais me pencher sur le bureau pour pouvoir atteindre le clavier cette saleté était quelque part sous la chaise.
Quand j'ai éteint l'ordinateur elle a réapparu, mais elle est allé vite se planquer ailleurs.

Maintenant ça va, elle est crevée j'espère juste qu'elle a pas laissé des oeufs quelque part
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lol, je me doute bien oui. T'aurais rigolé encore plus si tu m'avais vue: j'étais debout sur le côté du bureau, je voyais l'écran d'ordi de travers, et je devais me pencher sur le bureau pour pouvoir atteindre le clavier cette saleté était quelque part sous la chaise.
Quand j'ai éteint l'ordinateur elle a réapparu, mais elle est allé vite se planquer ailleurs.

Maintenant ça va, elle est crevée j'espère juste qu'elle a pas laissé des oeufs quelque part
Oui...j'ai du me retenir aussi sur msn ^^ Éviter de faire l'une ou l'autre remarque
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Imagine...

Tu viens de te marier, c'était chic et cher.
Tu as posé pour les photos obligatoires.

C'est l'heure de lâcher les pigeons, ça porte bonheur paraît-il, la famille et les amis vous regardent.

Vous êtes très amoureux, collé l'un à l'autre, chacun un pigeon dans la main.

Quand le photographe fait signe, vous lâchez les pigeons......













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