Mardy's mom and sis trying out a massage chair at a mall: "We're getting a present for someone who's tired and has everything."
Back at Mardy's pad in Tampa: He's gonna shower!!!
Giving the tour... in the guest bedroom "The fan obviously I didn't pick"... dining room "This is the table where we've only sat one time for Thanksgiving." Mom and sis decorated most of it.
Meanwhile Mom and sis buying hula lamp. Back to tour, in office. "Got my agent here, trying to make me some money." In living room -- pool table and TV... "they're watching MTV's Rich Girls. This is my roommate's room ... as you can see he really cleaned up the place for you guys. The eight-inch big screen TV over there... That's his bathroom, I don't know if you really want to go in there too much.
Room with big-screen TV and surround sound. Blacked out window "you can't really tell if it's noon or midnight which was one of my goals in here." Just moved in a few months ago. Robert thinks he's a carpenter. My thought was for someone to come in and make an outdoor bar... someone who thinks he knows what he's doing. But Robert kind of has this idea... hopefully it's nowhere near done.
We have the hot tub which actually doesn't get hot quite yet. They put a little rock diving board on the pool which is outlined in rocks (looks cool).
To the fridge: "That beer is definitely not mine. That's definitely somebody else's. This is a little bit of a birthday cake I had. We'll give you a little piece of that after lunch." There's an empty beer case in the fridge too. Haha. "You know what I do drink which you should try which is half cranraspberry (Northland) and half ginger ale. That's a good drink."
Bedroom! "One of the reasons I picked this house is that I wanted a master bedroom that had a lot of space" (He got it!) Very comfortable king-sized bed. Showing Lightning "Fishy" jersey.
In shower: Has dual showers, but only uses one. "I swear I'm the only one that's ever showered in there."
In bathroom: Used to have James Blake magazine in bathroom, but he was replaced by a Maxim with Jessica Simpson "She's a lot better looking than you, James."
In garage: black Mercedes he bought recently (as of the show) "I always wanted a Mercedes when he was younger." Story about roommate stealing rocks because he didn't have enough to make what he wants, so he takes them from other houses when they're building things.
Mom testing chair at mall: "Gotta recline if you're Mardy Fish."