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Old 01-18-2013, 03:44 PM   #16
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"They better have valet parking in heaven. I push Ferraris b*tch!" - The Nard, reflecting on the afterlife.
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Fear of being run over by him while in Melbourne? I must confess I had thought about it.
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...From the shadows itself comes this post.
Whispering into the ears of the Serbian host
Still enjoying his triumph at the top of the heap
Unaware of the Presence looming in the shadowy deep

A trumpet blows from the parks down under
The Nard bellows his warning of plunder
Soon the foundations of the Serbian shake
His feet tremble in the forceful quake

but the moment soon passes leaving only the wind
With the fear of the Nard, lurking deep within...
Deep within his heart...
A Fear of the Nard ...

Fear of the Naaaaard...
He has a constant fear the Nard is always there...



- Excerpts from the Nardicus Invictus
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Dodger I would not be so smug if I were you. You know very well who else the Nard is after...
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Dodger I would not be so smug if I were you. You know very well who else the Nard is after...
The Absent One?
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He already got him. Who knows what happened on a certain summer night in London a bit over half a year ago... The absent one is smart in avoiding the domain of the Nard, very smart indeed...
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Recap to 2011 AO: The Nard took the second set to 4-0. The effects of battling the Nard in Rd 3 were so deep that the Absent One took leave under the aegis of his Man Friday Ferrer by QF.
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B-Bomb to dissmantle Olderer tonight and OP to retire his pathetic account.
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:04 PM   #26
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B-Bomb to dissmantle Olderer tonight and OP to retire his pathetic account.
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haha, you guys are hilarious. love this thread. the Nard, lol
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Djokovic doesn't fear the nard--he fears the noid who brings cold pizza loaded with gluten.
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´Switching Nole´s gluten free pizza for a regular gluten pizza?´



´That can be arranged.´
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