After today, I may fail to survive, so I want to pay my thanks to all you mugs.
MTF has been more of a journey to me than a place. I came upon this forum as I was searching for match results and for the first few months, I just lurked on GM and posted match threads. I tried to be funny...and I failed pretty bad, I have to admit. I got too infuriated at the Vulture-propagandists and forgot that they were not being serious.
Then I discovered Non-Tennis, and with it divas of this site like Filo and Hian. Then when I was making a few nonsense threads I met Freak3yman84. For some time I trolled with him, until I got kind of bored. We had ACC, and PopCon, and I had fun insulting people. Then Freaky and Hian were permabanned and the forum died a little. I tried to be nice, but got bored. The end.
Hopefully this isn't my last post ever. After the apocalypse, there is a very minimal chance there will be internet.
Until we meet again
P.S. I have already met one of you in real life, yet you do not know it