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Old 12-04-2012, 01:49 AM   #1
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Default The Best Player of 2012: Carlos "The Chuck Norris Of Tennis" Berlocq

That's right. And I have to only show the evidence:

First of all he reached Vińa del Mar final giving away some bagels and breadsticks:



He let his friend Mugnaco take the title so he wouldn't be the worst top 10 ever.

Then, another bagel in Sao Paulo, then he lost to enjoy the nice beaches (and bitches) of the country.



Then, tournament in his country, he decided he should doubel-bagel someone, but to make it less painful he should leave him the first set, so he did.



Then he took the pusher out. Enough for one tournament he thought.

He didn't want to wait till the indoor season so he went to Beijing and defetaed Matosevic, the other best player of the year as Rocketassist correctly pointed out. Or the best player of this world could be said. And he let Djokovic defeat him so he could end #1, Berlocq knows that he doesn't need a computer saying he is the best.



He went to Umag, the world cup of tennis. Such a tournament needed such a match. The players with most balls on tour. Warlock vs Dodig. And he delivered another bagel to show who is the boss:



And he finished the year with another bagel-breadstick leaving us shocked and wondering what will his plans be for 2013, if he doesn't decide to end the world on 21/12/12 as the mayas told him to do so:

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Old 12-04-2012, 02:22 AM   #2
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Default Re: The Best Player of 2012: Carlos "The Chuck Norris Of Tennis" Berlocq

the off season
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Berlocq is a few places below Mugrin Clownic.
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Much better than his 2011

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Default Re: The Best Player of 2012: Carlos "The Chuck Norris Of Tennis" Berlocq

Mugerators could now close other "The Best Player of 2012" threads. This is the only one that tells the truth.
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Default Re: The Best Player of 2012: Carlos "The Chuck Norris Of Tennis" Berlocq

What an insult to Berlocq in the thread title to compare him to Chuck Norris :speakless:
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