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Old 11-22-2012, 07:02 AM   #1
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Default Strangest/funniest Google INSTANT Search hints!

Just came off a PM with FreakyMan (yeah, I know!) but we hit a common ground regarding Google Instant, and I got the idea for this thread.

Is your Google Instant "ON"? What are the strangest/funniest search hints you found?

[Legend: uppercase WHAT I TYPE / lowercase what i get]


I'll start with a few interesting ones...

ARE you afraid of the dark
ARE AFricans less evolved
ARE AFRICAN women good in bed
ARE MEN polygamous by nature
ARE MEN better than women
IS JUstin Beiber gay
IS JUstin Beiber girl (seriously, why should anyone doubt that?)

...anything you hit upon that caught you by surprise...you can always post it here
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Old 11-22-2012, 08:34 AM   #2
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I always get directed to a page about a GOAT when I type Nadal
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:45 PM   #3
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Just came off a PM with FreakyMan (yeah, I know!) but we hit a common ground regarding Google Instant, and I got the idea for this thread.

Is your Google Instant "ON"? What are the strangest/funniest search hints you found?

[Legend: uppercase WHAT I TYPE / lowercase what i get]


I'll start with a few interesting ones...

ARE you afraid of the dark
ARE AFricans less evolved
ARE AFRICAN women good in bed
ARE MEN polygamous by nature
ARE MEN better than women
IS JUstin Beiber gay
IS JUstin Beiber girl (seriously, why should anyone doubt that?)

...anything you hit upon that caught you by surprise...you can always post it here
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:50 PM   #4
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I always get directed to a page about a GOAT when I type Nadal
Stop lying, mug.
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Old 11-22-2012, 12:59 PM   #5
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I always get directed to a page about a GOAT when I type Nadal


It all depends on what your search history is...

A few of mine:

ARE WE there yet
ARE CATS lactose intolerant
TENNIS IS gay
HUMANS can lick too
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Awesome TV series
Haha, yes it was. That one and Goosebumps were my favorite when I was a kid.
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I always get directed to a page about a GOAT when I type Nadal
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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Old 11-22-2012, 01:15 PM   #8
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Shouldn't it be the other way around?
It works as well when you type GOAT, yes, you'll go to Rafa's homepage
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NADAL news
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MURRAY state university
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DJOKOVIC news
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ARE AMErican girls easy
ARE AMEricans hard working

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Just came off a PM with FreakyMan (yeah, I know!)
Awww, and here I thought you weren't embarrassed to talk to me...
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Awww, and here I thought you weren't embarrassed to talk to me...
You know how it is in society... I was certainly not embarrassed to talk to you but conventions have to be followed.

PMing you might give people the impression that i'm losing it...Still I had to credit you, so I put up your name there.

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ARE GAy men attracted to themselves
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You know how it is in society... I was certainly not embarrassed to talk to you but conventions have to be followed.

PMing you might give people the impression that i'm losing it...Still I had to credit you, so I put up your name there.

Thanks for AB, BTW!
You have lost it mate.

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Is Federer the perfect male?

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