[Tag]

Originally Posted by motorhead

shag the hell out of her and she'll sleep all night long like a like a baby even if u are watching Granollers-Berlocq

granollers-berlocq sounds worse than unwanted sex tbh

[Mark Lenders]

If you don't have exams during those weeks, take a two week holiday of sorts, get away from uni (book an hotel room or something) and change your sleeping patterns, easy

[motorhead]

lure one of your mates into seducing her; that way she'll sleep over to your friend's place for the entire AO duration only to get brutally dumped the day after the final.

[motorhead]

Originally Posted by Tag

granollers-berlocq sounds worse than unwanted sex tbh

I was lucky enough to assist at one of their matches and the grounting reached leveles no one can think of.

[Mark Lenders]

Originally Posted by motorhead

lure one of your mates into seducing her; that way she'll sleep over to your friend's place the entire AO duration only to get brutally dumped the day after the final.

That would actually be a great idea if she wasn't in a girl's uni ie no guys around

[motorhead]

well he must have some mates who are not living in the student accommodation

[Certinfy]

Just stay awake all night and watch with headphones. Grand Slams are a special time where you should put up your middle finger to studies.

[motorhead]

tell her you are about to watch porn and you need your privacy.

[GOATsol]

Originally Posted by Mark Lenders

If you don't have exams during those weeks, take a two week holiday of sorts, get away from uni (book an hotel room or something) and change your sleeping patterns, easy

Nah, classes are starting around the same time and I don't like skipping class.

[GOATsol]

Originally Posted by motorhead

lure one of your mates into seducing her; that way she'll sleep over to your friend's place for the entire AO duration only to get brutally dumped the day after the final.

[August]

For a Yankee, AO is probably similar to what USO is for a Finn, matches start in early evening and last until the morning. How I watch the USO is that I start watching first matches of the day and continue until I gotta go to bed. And if I lived in da States, I'd probably do that with AO. But AO SFs and F are evening matches unlike in USO; I'd probably change my sleeping rhythm before semis so that I go to bed early and wake up for those matches.

But how not to disturb your roommate? I once shared a flat with another guy but we luckily had different rooms so at least watching couldn't disturb him, and he never complained about my alarm clock ringing in the middle of the night. But if you're watching TV/computer screen in the same room, that can be disturbing for some people. But if it really disturbed her, it'd show she's a tennis fan also, and if she didn't care about tennis, it wouldn't disturb her. But if she ain't a tennis fan, I'd be more worried about if she'd prevent going to sleep early. But if she didn't allow you to sleep in early evenings, don't then let her sleeep in early mornings.

Originally Posted by tripwires

Book a hotel room for your roommate and pay for her to stay there. Problem solved.

I'd rather book the hotel room for myself.

[August]

Originally Posted by motorhead

well he must have some mates who are not living in the student accommodation

If you referred to Lenders' post, he was talking about one who studies in a girl's uni. If that one was he, he'd be a lucky one.

[Mark Lenders]

Originally Posted by GOATsol

Nah, classes are starting around the same time and I don't like skipping class.

Surely Grand Slam tennis > class ? Besides, you could still attend classes while living off campus for two weeks, book a (cheap) hotel room near the campus and you're set. Make up some excuse for your roomate I guess if you don't want her to think you're 'moving' because of her.

Originally Posted by August

If you referred to Lenders' post, he was talking about one who studies in a girl's uni. If that one was he, he'd be a lucky one.

A guy in an all-girls uni probably couldn't care less about the Australian Open anyway He'd have plenty to keep himself busy

[GOAT = Fed]

Move to Australia.

[Certinfy]

Originally Posted by GOAT = Fed

Move to Australia.

Best answer.