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Old 10-28-2006, 10:31 AM   #46
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- Jaap is placed in charge of all match fixing investigations.
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Old 10-28-2006, 10:33 AM   #48
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Each time a player serves a double fault, or if a player is aced, they receive a letter.

Once they have received enough letters to spell out M-R-D-I-S-N-E-Y, they are automatically defaulted.
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Old 10-28-2006, 10:34 AM   #49
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Annoucement

Hot off the presses since the ATP takes all these match fixing allegations very seriously there have been two positions created for Special Investigators to make sure every thing is as it should be.

Jaap and dylan24 have been appointed into these jobs.
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Old 10-28-2006, 11:58 AM   #52
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Bye should be given ranking points.
If a player wins a set they need to play the next set with their racquet in the other hand.
Doubles matches should be best-of-three TBs to ten. Best-of-five at Wimbledon.
Uncle Toni and Mirka should wrestle before every Master Series and Grand Slam. The winner may hand pick the draw.
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Old 10-28-2006, 11:59 AM   #53
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tennis kid, I like those suggestions.

Mr Disney get one of your minions to read this thread.
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:35 PM   #54
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There should be a tournament played in Australia where the court is half rebound ace, half water - just like in the Todd Reid Uncle Toby's commerical.

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Old 10-28-2006, 12:39 PM   #55
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to my Robotic Monkey should be given a WC in every tournament next year
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:39 PM   #56
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koellerer, waske, stepanek, hewitt and almagro should automatically be seeded #1-#5 for every tournament. jeff tarango should make a comeback, too.
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:42 PM   #57
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tangerine_dream should be employed as crowd liason officer in France.
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The Igor Kunitsyn rule.....

- All ATP tournaments should be played in Russia.
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This thread is hilarious!
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That's a good way to get the spectators out and on their way quickly.
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