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Old 10-28-2006, 02:10 AM   #16
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That's a good way to get the spectators out and on their way quickly.
Get them out and bring them in for the next match.
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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Old 10-28-2006, 02:12 AM   #17
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When chubby Chela wins a match, he should rip of his shirt and do a Hulk Hogan impression.

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Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".

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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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Everytime Volandri aces his opponent, ATP donates 1000000 dollars to poor people.
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Everytime Volandri aces his opponent, ATP donates 1000000 dollars to poor people.
The same amount should be done everytime Karlovic hits a groundstoke winner.
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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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The same amount should be done everytime Karlovic hits a groundstoke winner.
Fair enough.

Everytime Gaudio and Daniel win a match on grass, ATP eliminates 2 random players from the main draw of that tournament.
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Who is the true evil on the ATP tour?
Satan versus Nalbandian IV versus Mr. Disney

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This thread is great guys. Keep it up.
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Ljubo should do a striptease after he wins or start abusing umpires and come onto court wearing a robe with "Ivan the Terrible" on the back.
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Apart from dumping Round Robin to the cesspool where it came from and since our Fearless Leader of the ATP Mr Disney Etienne de Villiers cares really what the fans think.

It's time for some suggestions that Mr Disney should listen to, since he wants to make tennis more interesting for the masses.

- Instead of a TB, they should have a serving contest where they place a cone in the service box and the person who hits it the most will win. (GWH)

- It should be decided on a round of Greco-Roman wrestling. Labadze will then proceed to become the marketing dream of the ATP. (Merton)

- If Tursunov is playing, then he must be allowed to have a blog off against his opponent except if it is Federer or Nadal, cause they have to be in the final. (GWH)

- As for the clay they have to do as many 360s while sliding laterally and forwards within a minute and have a tennis ball balanced on their head. (GWH)

- Instead of hitting a cone, they should bring out a lion in a cage on the service line - most balls served into the lions mouth wins. Bring on the Spectacle, Disney boy... and serve that cotton candy... (TenHound)

- Another idea to replace the tie-break: they pick 2 random spectators in the crowd (one for each player). The 1st player who gets his serve returned by the spectator loses.

OR

No spectator involved but they can do something like the penalty kicks in football (since Mr. Disney loves the WC system). If the opponent can't return the serve it counts as a goal. (Saumon)
I vote they can-can de Villiers and supplant him with none other than our very own George WHitler. As long as the ATP installs a screwball who wants to emphasize the E in Entertainment value of the sport, might as well make the entertainment a laugh riot.

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When chubby Chela wins a match, he should rip of his shirt and do a Hulk Hogan impression.
Every side change, both players are able to spit his opponent once. The one who fail is penalized with a game.
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Anytime LaLo hits a topspin backhand winner he automatically gets through to the semi finals.
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The new double revolution which finally will attract American fans: Roger Rabbit/federer versus Mowgli/Nadal.
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The audience should be allowed to vote people out of the tournament Big Brother-style. The two most popular players remaining can play the final.

Or..

We could have an idols-like jury consisting of a former mediocre female tennis player, a tennis coach and a tennis official to criticise the players after every unforced error. This jury could consist of Jana Novotna, Brad Gilbert an Mr. Disney himself.
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If the player argues with the umpire over a line call or Hawkeye then that player gets an electric shock for showing dissent against the ATP.
Marat would be like electrecuted in that case already.
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