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Old 08-01-2012, 11:30 PM   #1
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Default Pro Tennis Conspiracy- Stakhovsky the Mastermind

So what if someone told you that the year 2009 of professional tennis didn't exist. That all the players' results were merely made up and the videos were all fakes.

Would you laugh it off? Or yell and throw a brick at that person's face?

Well you better get ready for some kind of reaction because it's true.




WHAT?

That's right. None of it happened.

But why?

It all started when all the professional players decided that they finally had enough playing tennis.

WTF? Everyone just quit! Even the Warlocq?

The Warlocq had more important things to do. Don't expect me to know...Anyway, the players all suddenly decided to quit tennis.

Wouldn't someone notice?

Shut up! Of course someone would notice. This person was Sergiy Stakhovsky. He knew that the tennis fans would be outraged, so he devised a plan, using that evil genius mind of his.


I mean, look at that evil grin!

So Stakho decided to create tons of fake matches and results and posted them online. Of course, he had his say in them . For example, he was a Federer fan, so he-

So Stakhovsky made Nadal lose in Roland Garros

Yes. That too. Stakhovsky also posted fake videos online that were actually footage from previous matches expertly melded together.

But he couldn't erase the fans memories. That is why he invented a machine called the Epic Fail.


Why was it called that?

Do you honestly think I fully understand the complex minds of supergeniuses??

This machine erased the fans memories and replaced them with fake ones.


Oh. That explains a lot.




Yup. It was all a dream...

So what happened when the tennis players decided to come back?

They didn't.







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Old 08-01-2012, 11:33 PM   #2
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Awesome thread!

Serhiy is probably top of the pile of ATP players when it comes to playing a smart villain. Not surprised he devised this whole thing!
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Default Re: Pro Tennis Conspiracy- Stakhovsky the Mastermind

it does remind me of Virus quite a bit haha but this is so strange if possibly because of the total strangeness...

that said, I agree 2009 was a bizarre year indeed....
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I like it.

But the title of this thread should be "MTF Bios: Pro tennis conspiracy - Stakhovsky the Mastermind"
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Not as genius as viruzzz, but good effort anyway.
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LOL wut ?
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WTF? Everyone just quit! Even the Warlocq?
My first reaction.




Amazing post, MTF needs this.
I approve.

Great ending btw.


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