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Old 06-14-2015, 03:49 PM   #1
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did a thread like this last year and doing one this year as well.

Made a tinder profile in Russia yesterday and got a few matches. Send me your MTF lines and I'll use them to hilarious effect.

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Old 06-14-2015, 04:24 PM   #2
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You know I'd love to service you and you'll return the favour
You smell like new balls.
I'm a line judge and you've really left a mark on me.
You're not out but in... May I court you?
My heart is tangled in your strings.
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Are you a fan of Kokk?
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Old 06-14-2015, 04:46 PM   #4
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Let me be your Grigor so I can make you scream like Sharapova
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I bet you stink down there
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What about something you have accomplished in your life? Your studying? Your work? A poem you have written? A painting???
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What about something you have accomplished in your life? Your studying? Your work? A poem you have written? A painting???

If I even pick theme "social snobbishness" for my doctorate in psychology, I'll call it "The Cleopatra Syndrome"

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you are so special that you can pick up your ass as much as you want and i wont give you any time violation.
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Rafa is GOAT, no?
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If you are my sister I would be Lannister.
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Wanna see my moonballs?
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Ease up hotness, you're giving me a Grigor Dimitrov moment over here
C'mon babe - we gonna see what's going on
I'm gonna make you moan like Granollers
Yours is a face I'm going to remember
I'm gonna dominate you like Toni dominates his nephew
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8=3 () ? - more than enough for russian girls.
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For Spanish and Russian girls:

Old mug Davydenko 4 - 0 heyday Nabull by hard court.

For Swiss girls:

Old and heyday Roger Federer 16 - 2 heyday and old mug Davydenko.
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