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MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
Here I have taken the results of the previous Arse Clown Contests from 2005 on. There has been one held each year from 05 to 2010, with the addition of a 2007 TMS event, due to the overwhelming amount of clownage in the Spring of 2007 in the wake of the beginning of the end of Federer's dominance.
Each of the top 55 have made at least 1 ACC R16. Full list at bottom in pdf file.
Top 55 Arse Clowns of all time:
1. Jogy- racist, alleged Nazi, general all around clown, good enough for #1 all time
2. Burrow- fanboy extreme, internet tough guy, mug of highest order
3. GlennMirnyi- This man needs no introduction
4. Scotso- An arseclown legend
5. Fed's Mate- This man's work speaks for itself
6. Ezekiel- The first extreme Djokotard
7. mtw- Polish extremist
8. Xristos- The Man
9. Mirkaland- Worst of the Fedtards
10. Mistaflava- Arse Clown defined
11. Bad Religion- Generally disagreeable
12. Start da Game- Misunderstood Mug
13. richie21- The ultimate Gasquet fanboy
14. Fed_fan2007- Fedtardist extreme
15. Rafa= Fed Killa- Rafatard extreme
16. Aloimeh- Exekiel disciple
17. ys- Strange mug
18. Sapeod, etc.- Murray tard #1, takes immaturity to the next level
19. nadalsharapova- High ranking Rafatard
20. Dirk- Ninja mug
21. sharpeirob- Good campaign man
22. Peoples- Disagreeable
23. prima donna- Elitist f**k
24. P. Antonius- Wuss
25. Tommy_Vercetti- Racist
26. Bilbo- General Mug
27. Black Adam- **** supporter
28. Jerry Seinfeld- General Mug
29. careergrandslam- Bandwagoning mug
30. Clay Death- General mug
31. Orgasmatron- General mug
32. 2003- moustache afficianado
33. DorianGray7- General mug
34. rubbERR- Strange mug
35. buddyholly- NT mug
36. Tennis Fool- General mug
37. Rosa Luxembourg- Bitch, if i recall correctly
38. tangerine_dream- Roddicktard, but too bad he only won 1 slam or she'd be top 10 easy
39. kapranos- King of Kings, unfortunate to have been banned at his peak
40. adee-gee- General mug, nothing more
41. Jaap- General mug, sure, but a good poster in my eyes
42. safin-rules-no.1- General mug
43. tennisfancroatia- Croatian super mug
44. Fahrenhajt- Serb mug
45. jcempire- General mug
46. uNIVERSE mAN- General mug
47. dylan24- Gambling mug
48. Deivid23- General mug
49. its.like.that- General mug
50. The Magician- General mug
51. Topspindoctor- General mug
52. JolanGago- General mug
53. LinkMage- General mug
54. Corey Feldman- General mug
55. Clydey- General mug
56. l_mac- General mug
57. theRAFA- General mug
58. Foxy- General mug
59. RagingLamb- General mug
60. mediter- General mug
61. Bolar Bolabi- General mug
62. Just Cause- General mug
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10-23-2011, 09:43 PM
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 55 Clowns of MTF History
Legendary list 
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10-24-2011, 12:40 AM
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
You forgot to include yourself:
Johnny Groove - delusional ATP top 100 wannabe.
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10-24-2011, 12:48 AM
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
some of the people on the spreadsheet don't show up in the top 62.
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
Where the fuck am I? Shit list.
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
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Here I have taken the results of the previous Arse Clown Contests from 2005 on. There has been one held each year from 05 to 2010, with the addition of a 2007 TMS event, due to the overwhelming amount of clownage in the Spring of 2007 in the wake of the beginning of the end of Federer's dominance.
Each of the top 55 have made at least 1 ACC R16. Full list at bottom in pdf file.
Top 55 Arse Clowns of all time:
1. Jogy- racist, alleged Nazi, general all around clown, good enough for #1 all time
2. Burrow- fanboy extreme, internet tough guy, mug of highest order
3. GlennMirnyi- This man needs no introduction
4. Scotso- An arseclown legend
5. Fed's Mate- This man's work speaks for itself
6. Ezekiel- The first extreme Djokotard
7. mtw- Polish extremist
8. Xristos- The Man
9. Mirkaland- Worst of the Fedtards
10. Mistaflava- Arse Clown defined
11. Bad Religion- Generally disagreeable
12. Start da Game- Misunderstood Mug
13. richie21- The ultimate Gasquet fanboy
14. Fed_fan2007- Fedtardist extreme
15. Rafa= Fed Killa- Rafatard extreme
16. Aloimeh- Exekiel disciple
17. ys- Strange mug
18. Sapeod, etc.- Murray tard #1, takes immaturity to the next level
19. nadalsharapova- High ranking Rafatard
20. Dirk- Ninja mug
21. sharpeirob- Good campaign man
22. Peoples- Disagreeable
23. prima donna- Elitist f**k
24. P. Antonius- Wuss
25. Tommy_Vercetti- Racist
26. Bilbo- General Mug
27. Black Adam- **** supporter
28. Jerry Seinfeld- General Mug
29. careergrandslam- Bandwagoning mug
30. Clay Death- General mug
31. Orgasmatron- General mug
32. 2003- moustache afficianado
33. DorianGray7- General mug
34. rubbERR- Strange mug
35. buddyholly- NT mug
36. Tennis Fool- General mug
37. Rosa Luxembourg- Bitch, if i recall correctly
38. tangerine_dream- Roddicktard, but too bad he only won 1 slam or she'd be top 10 easy
39. kapranos- King of Kings, unfortunate to have been banned at his peak
40. adee-gee- General mug, nothing more
41. Jaap- General mug, sure, but a good poster in my eyes
42. safin-rules-no.1- General mug
43. tennisfancroatia- Croatian super mug
44. Fahrenhajt- Serb mug
45. jcempire- General mug
46. uNIVERSE mAN- General mug
47. dylan24- Gambling mug
48. Deivid23- General mug
49. its.like.that- General mug
50. The Magician- General mug
51. Topspindoctor- General mug
52. JolanGago- General mug
53. LinkMage- General mug
54. Corey Feldman- General mug
55. Clydey- General mug
56. l_mac- General mug
57. theRAFA- General mug
58. Foxy- General mug
59. RagingLamb- General mug
60. mediter- General mug
61. Bolar Bolabi- General mug
62. Just Cause- General mug
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How am I higher than the lunatic who used to shout Ninja all the time.
Fedtard bias.
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
i miss the author in the list
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
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There has been one held each year from 05 to 2010, with the addition of a 2007 TMS event, due to the overwhelming amount of clownage in the Spring of 2007 in the wake of the beginning of the end of Federer's dominance.
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
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You forgot to include yourself:
Johnny Groove - delusional ATP top 100 wannabe.
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Black Adam- **** supporter
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
what a stupid list
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In fact, he may be the one poster here who fails more than you do. Maybe we should all keep that in mind: there is bigger fail than Word Life/Danger Ehren...and its name is Glenn
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Best damn thread I've ever read on MTF. You should be awarded for being a visionary. Some of us out here noticed it and appreciated it.
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Federer will fall
Murray will never win a slam
Federer will never beat Nadal again in a slam
Golubev will rise
Go Ouahab
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
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some of the people on the spreadsheet don't show up in the top 62.
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Yes, in regards to the posters who each made 1 R16, I picked the more standout names. A tiebreaker, if you will.
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Where the fuck am I? Shit list.
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Have you made the ACC R16?
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How am I higher than the lunatic who used to shout Ninja all the time.
Fedtard bias.
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Start da Game, Everko, and now R=FK have now all called me a Fedtard 
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I have not made yet an ACC R16. I hope to do so this year.
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Ask Action Jackson.
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what a stupid list |
It is a statistical list. Have you paroused the spreadsheet?
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What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
I'm actually flattered now. i'm not even on the list. Maybe you are a pretty smart guy Groove. but you are missing some big clowns.
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In fact, he may be the one poster here who fails more than you do. Maybe we should all keep that in mind: there is bigger fail than Word Life/Danger Ehren...and its name is Glenn
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Best damn thread I've ever read on MTF. You should be awarded for being a visionary. Some of us out here noticed it and appreciated it.
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Federer will fall
Murray will never win a slam
Federer will never beat Nadal again in a slam
Golubev will rise
Go Ouahab
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
mtw at the 2007 TMS Event, legendary run.
R16, def. (5) Mirkaland 6-2, 7-5, 6-3. Massive drubbing of a quality clown
QF, def. (3) Mistaflava 6-1, 6-0, 6-2. An even more massive drubbing of an even more quality clown
SF, def. (2) Rafa=Fed Killa 6-3, 6-0, 6-7, 2-6, 6-3. mtw was well on her way to an even more impressive destruction of a top 5 seed, but RFK summoned all of his spartan powers to win a tough 3rd set tiebreak, a 6-2 in the 4th, but mtw finally prevailed in an epic.
F, def. (12) richie21 6-4, 6-1, 6-0. Another destruction.
mtw took out a top 5 seed Fedtard, Rafatard, Mistaflava, and richie 21 at his best.
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What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Originally Posted by tripwires
Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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Re: MTF Arse Clown Hall of Fame- Top 62 Clowns of MTF History
2006 Main Event
QF
(1) Xristos defeated (8) Jerry Seinfeld 4-6 4-6 6-3 7-6 6-2
Another epic 5 setter, Xristos fighting back from 0-2 sets down and saving match points in 4th set.
(7) Primadonna lost to (14) sharpeirob 6-3 4-6 6-4 3-6 2-6
sharpeirob running the best campaign ever, beats epic prima donna in a ridiculous clown show
(3) kapranos lost to(5) MatejBockoFan 6-3 1-6 3-6 4-6
kapranos (sans lawyer) is actually beaten handily by (now) Scotso. kapranos had the first set in hand, but a slow start in the 2nd doomed him the rest of the way.
(6) adee-gee lost to (2) Jogy 7-6 6-7 7-6 5-7 5-7
This match was beyond epic. Probably the greatest match ever
What an epic day that was.
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What do you like doing on MTF most?
Reading Johnny Groove threads.
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Johnny blurs the line between grandeur and grandiose
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