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Old 07-14-2012, 04:29 AM   #121
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:53 AM   #122
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Well your last sentence rings true...

As for Berlocq, watched his match against Dolgo today, and my main reaction/impression was, "WHERE THE HELL ARE MY EARPLUGS!?"

You're lucky Bonnie, honey, Karin, stupid dream (note the rhyme, I can rhyme like Dolgo).
Our good friend Warlocq decided to tank vs the dog.

I hope you enjoyed the match, when the dog is ON, he can play great tennis.
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Old 07-15-2012, 01:49 AM   #123
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Okay. Hamburg.
First round vs Simon.
Charly defeated Gilles 2 times this year, one of them in an epic 6-2 6-1 in Buenos Aires, and the another one, also in a first round of an ATP 500, in Acapulco 7-6 6-3.
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:54 PM   #124
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Awwwww... Look, how cute, Federer won Wimbledon and he is now World number one again.

Isn't that cute?






SHUT UP!!!!!!




NO! IT'S NOT FUCKIN CUTE!!!



The only cute thing here is YOU... SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!
Screaming for Mercy everytime you see the Warlocq and his infinite power, growing, and growing everytime he hits a ball.
But not just "A Ball"... YOUR TINY BALLS.


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Hello folks, it's Professor Johnny Viruz and this UPDATE FOR MERCY pt 2.

ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
I'm sure you're glad you entered this thread again.


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So well... Berlocq made an strategic tank vs Simon, not before scaring him, winning the first set and getting to a tiebreak in the 2nd, just to see his tears of mercy.
Then he tanked, that was he wanted to do at first, but a tank isn't a tank if you don't make your rival suffer.



But now, we're gonna talk about what matters, the fuckin Olympics.
As you all MUST know, our good friend Charly is the 3rd Argentinian player of the ATP Rankings, so, he'll play the Olympics in Wimbledon.




All Fedfans are like "Oh look! Wogie is gonna win the Olympicz thiz year, becauze he'z zo cool and he'z zo perfect and olympics and shit".

Oh, my good friends Roger-Fans. Without Rafa you think you're so cool, and yes, your good friend Roger for surely can beat Novak, Murray, Tsonga, Ferrer, Hewitt and crap.

But there's something you don't expect.




BOOM!!!!! Right in the grASS!!




This thing has an owner, Mr. Federer.




Oh damn... Not again, Roger.



GIVE ALL MEDALS TO CHARLY!!!

Even artistic gymnastics.




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Old 07-21-2012, 10:59 PM   #125
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!!!!!! Another amazing post!
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Right in the grASS . Brilliant post.
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Remembering...



here, we can see an strategic tank Berlocq gives to Djokovic, because he likes Nole and he wanted him to win the USO.
You can see how the crowd is 100% in Berlocq's side, as always.


Oh, right, you don't believe it's a tank?

Well... FUCK YOU:
Here you have the Real Berlocq, playing with a better number one, Roddick, in the American's best surface: CLAY.

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found this on youtube



berloq played against a guy called federer. however, he lost the match, but was the better player.

let's look at the facts:

more doublefault's, better 1st serve in %, only 9 ue's (that federer guy had 22!), better winner/ue ratio, only 1 missed netpoint, more breakpoints.

i always thought in tennis the better player wins, but it doesn't seems like after watching these stats...
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Berlocq was robbed of his victory over Fed Clearly... The umpire I hear was paid off!
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However, some experts consider that Federer guy to be a great future talent. Probably the Warlocq knew that and tanked because he wants the young players to win. I heard the guy won Wimbledon junior.


Okay, the FOOKIN olympics are almost there.
The draw is something like deez:

R1: Bogomolov Jr.
R2: Almagro
R3: Berdych
QF: Murray
SF: Djokovic - Tsonga
F: Federer - Ferrer


Warlocq should win this gold medal without losing a set.

Also, the Olympic-Committee should give an honorary platinum medal to Warlocq just for the participation.
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Isn't he the only man to win the Olympic 50k walk running? charley!
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However, some experts consider that Federer guy to be a great future talent. Probably the Warlocq knew that and tanked because he wants the young players to win. I heard the guy won Wimbledon junior.


Okay, the FOOKIN olympics are almost there.
The draw is something like deez:

R1: Bogomolov Jr.
R2: Almagro
R3: Berdych
QF: Murray
SF: Djokovic - Tsonga
F: Federer - Ferrer


Warlocq should win this gold medal without losing a set.

Also, the Olympic-Committee should give an honorary platinum medal to Warlocq just for the participation.
*Correction: He won't drop a game, let alone a set! Though he will be nice enough to give his opponents a few points here and there. And it would be a total disgrace if they didn't give the Warlocq a participation plaque!
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*Correction: He won't drop a game, let alone a set! Though he will be nice enough to give his opponents a few points here and there. And it would be a total disgrace if they didn't give the Warlocq a participation plaque!
Okay, you got me.
I didn't wanted to say that he won't lose a game because they call me fanboy, but if we should consider his form and the Atp Tour's form, he should win all games.
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