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Old 05-21-2012, 03:10 AM   #91
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What would you pick: a whole night of sex with jessica alba or a 3 hour dinner with warlocq?
Jessica Alba. Whoah yeah! Yummy mummy!

Tough call though.
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What would you pick: a whole night of sex with jessica alba or a 3 hour dinner with warlocq?
Dunno, it's an extremely tough call. A coin toss IMO. Of course heaven on earth would occur should both scenarios happen.
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Whoever picks the night of intimate relations with Jessica Alba is pretty gay...

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Oh I see, over Berlocq...I think I get it,
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I updated the first post just to add this pic:




"You would water the court with the sweat of thy brow"

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Now that's some epic Warlocq magic.
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What would you pick: a whole night of sex with jessica alba or a 3 hour dinner with warlocq?
If Jessica Alba hears you've got the guy for 3 hours, she'll give you two nights just to be in the presence of someone who's met the Warlocq.
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Nice. Glad you loosened up the knickers a bit.
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The King of the sport is gonna play on GRASS!!!!

Halle now! Federer and Nadal are shitting their pink panties.
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I updated the first post just to add this pic:




"You would water the court with the sweat of thy brow"

- Carlos Berlocq



Now that's some epic Warlocq magic.
That's how much strain Warlocq puts on his testicles every forehand. What a beast
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From Charlyberlocq.com


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Congratulations Warlocq. You're in the olympic team.
The Warlocq on the grass.

BOOM! Right in the grass.
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This post is just amazing.

Warlocq, the real hero
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Update for mercy - 1 -


So, I decided Berlocq is TOO DAMN BIG and I'd be making updates to this thread, just for you, my beautiful bacon flavored candies.

LET'S DO IT!!!


Charly MommaFoockin Berlocq is playing in Umag this week, so, if you live in the beautiful country of Croatia, you should go to the Vegeta Croatia Open Umag.


Vegeta approves the name of the tournament


Charly has a beautiful story about this tournament.
Last year, he also reached QF here, where he played one of the Clay-Kings Juan Carlos Ferrero.

The Mosquito was leading the match 6-1 5-1 and serving for the whole thing, but at that moment, the heart of the lion exploded in rage, and the great warrior decided he wasn't going to be breadsticked again.

And then, this happens (imagine this with epic music).


"Bring it on, bitch!"



You can watch it by yourself:



2:33 "No me puedo ir de cuartos de final tan rápido".

"I can't leave from Quarterfinals so quickly"


And the beast had been awoken. If you want to see the EPICNESS you can watch the rest of the match.
Berlocq managed to roar like a lion. He was from 1-5 with Ferrero serving for the match, to an epic 6-6.
Then, our hero decided Ferrero is a great player, and he gave him the tiebreak, but with a lesson learned:
You-don't-FUCK-with-Charly


You can read the original story in Berlocq's website:
http://charlyberlocq.com/




Now... 2012.

Our hero is in QF again, where he will play Oleksandr Dolgopolov Jr.
Rumors say the little Ucranian is crying like a baby.


Berlocq defeated home favorite Ivan Dodig, a player known by his 3 testicles... The two bravest players on tour, two lions in a cage, one winner.

Guess who won?

Carlos Motherfuckin Berlocq defeated Ivan "Mini-balls" Dodig 6-4 6-0.

You read it right?! 6-0.


6-0


That's right, motherfucker! The one and only Charly defeated the big-balled Dodig in his home court 6-4 6-0. There you have it folks, this is the BAGEL KING.
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