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Old 04-14-2012, 08:49 PM   #46
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Dodig challenged Berlocq to a "who has most testicles contest" and lost by 3
of course it is well known that dodig is the proud owner of three sizeable testicles... but, not as well known is the fact that berlocq has been denied entry to a total of 4 U.S. states as his right testicle was deemed 'excessive'...
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:17 PM   #47
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Hahahah, great thread. Hope he can finish the year with more bagels than Nole.
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Old 04-14-2012, 10:23 PM   #48
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he’ll be the first player inducted into the tennis hall of fame, twice.
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:29 PM   #49
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Gotta love the completely opposite reactions from SdG and CD. Great stuff.
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:42 PM   #50
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Gotta love the completely opposite reactions from SdG and CD. Great stuff.
The sheer greatness of The Warlocq has clearly puzzled this double account...
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Old 04-15-2012, 12:27 AM   #51
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Hahahah, great thread. Hope he can finish the year with more bagels than Nole.
Dude, that's a FACT.

Nole will try to bagel every damn player from now on.

But the warlocq is hungry...

...And his hunger can only be satisfied by the blood of his enemies.
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I heard Nadal was crying all night because he realised Charly is in his quarter in Montecarlo.
His uncle consoled him saying that Warlocq had to retire last week because of a calf injury : "you can do it, Rafa, you can do it, beat Warlocq and Nole will be a pleasure"
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Dude, that's a FACT.

Nole will try to bagel every damn player from now on.

But the warlocq is hungry...

...And his hunger can only be satisfied by the blood of his enemies.
Perhaps you should update his wiki to make it more accurate?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Berlocq
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Old 04-15-2012, 06:10 PM   #54
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Time has come to reveal Tennis' best kept secret.

...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!


(that's three bagels - given or taken, depending on the warlocq's mood)
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So... Berlocq's defeat is now our fault.
Well then FUCK THEM! We don't need those crappy ones.

Berlocq wanted Rafa to win his 8th Montecarlo, so that's why he tanked, and we all know that.
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for betfair this isnt a loss for charlie
that's all that matters
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absolutely hilarious thread. I love Berlocq and his "OUHHHHH" after every shot he takes. Good stuff. lol.
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monte carlo?....pffff. warlocq considers tune-up events a form of cheating. he’ll unveil his true supremacy at roland garros.
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where is the big unit...?
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He's ready to go in Madrid
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