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Old 04-14-2012, 02:57 AM   #1
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So, let's suppose I ask you: Who's the best player of the moment?



Djokovic? Nadal? Federer?


WRONG!!!


It's Carlos motherfuckin Berlocq, bitch!



"...He's another south american claycourter"
"...He doesn't have a forehand..."

"He's a challenger level clown..."


Grow a big PAIR OF BALLS and listen to me, goddamn fool!

- He was born in 1983
The year the earth had his lowest temperature ever 89.2 °C (−128.6 °F) in Antartica
SO DAMN EPIC

- He's from Chascomus city
The city with the best DULCE DE LECHE in the whole fuckin WORLD.
- He's in the best moment of his career


And he's so FUCKIN HUNGRY!!







Let's see some stats...


Who's the player who made more bagels in 2012?
"Easy question: Novak Djokovic"



YOU WISH!


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Berlocq 8
Djokovic 5
BOOM!! Right in the ass





Look at this shit:


Did you saw that?
Did you read those stats?



14 motherfuckin titles purely made of his rivals PAIN



And that's not all...

He's the best challenger level player from Argentina.
He brings GLORY to his nation.



"Uhhh... If he brings glory to his nation. Why don't he play Davis Cup?"

Davis cup is a fucking lie!!!


Charly doesn't need Davis Cup. He's the 4th best player from Argentina right now.

That's right bitch. He's gonna be in the FUCKIN OLYMPICS.



Keep crying, baby Nalby, but you're OUT.







But that's not me talking, let's hear some nasty testimonials.



"Boy, I wish I have Berlocq's deadly backhand"

Novak Djokovic, ATP N° 1


"I want Charly to put his face between my boobs"

Random girl


"I would change my 16 grand slams, just for a dinner with Charly"

Roger Federer



"I want to have sex with that sexy latin boy"
Your mother




What do you think now?!




Be a man and pray for mercy to your new god.




You still doesn't love him? Well FUCK YOU, Charly doesn't need you.

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Berlocq he serve volleys on 2nd serve when down break point and has a fine mullet.

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I like Berlocq, he´s a living proof of where hard work can get you.
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We know that Berlocq is a beast for a long time now. Nadal, Djoker and all top 20 players don't play challengers because they are afraid of Carlos Berlocq and stand no chance against him.

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memo to berlocq`s adversaries:


pray for death.

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He is soo good that i tried to made a video highlights of one of his matches but i couldnt because youtube dident allow the huge duration of the film.

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Dodig challenged Berlocq to a "who has most testicles contest" and lost by 3

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Bagel king (better than Djokovic), GOAT mullet (better than prime Haas) and GOAT grunt (better than Venus and Sharapova combined). MTF legend in the making.

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of course it is well known that dodig is the proud owner of three sizeable testicles... but, not as well known is the fact that berlocq has been denied entry to a total of 4 U.S. states as his right testicle was deemed 'excessive'...

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he’ll be the first player inducted into the tennis hall of fame, twice.
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:00 AM   #2
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:01 AM   #3
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haha best thread ever
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:04 AM   #4
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the OP speaks the gospel.

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Default Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

Some very valid points this is true, but too forced has to grow organically.
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memo to berlocq`s adversaries:


pray for death.
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lol, that was funny, hahah. very refreshing and original :-)
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funniest thread on history of this site hahahhahhahahhha. no competition.
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Default Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

we need humor. it cant be 100% serious tennis talk 100% of the time. nobody works that way. diversion and humor is good to keep it light and relaxed here at ejacustan.

general viruzzz is spot on here.
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Default Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.

He's the loudest player too.
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