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04-14-2012, 02:57 AM
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The best player in the world: Berlocq. Post 295: UPDATE FOR MERCY 5
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Change the MTF Logo you can see in other sites like TF.
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Thanks August for the amazing banner.
Update for Mercy.
1st update
2nd update
3rd update
4th update - HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY WARLOCQ!!!
5th update
Laughin with Charly.
Laughin with Charly 1
Laughin with Charly 2 (London Olympics special edition)
Laughin with Charly 3
Laughin with Charly 4
The Real King of Clay
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So, let's suppose I ask you: Who's the best player of the moment?
  
Djokovic? Nadal? Federer?
WRONG!!!
It's Carlos motherfuckin Berlocq, bitch!
"...He's another south american claycourter" "...He doesn't have a forehand..."
"He's a challenger level clown..."
Grow a big PAIR OF BALLS and listen to me, goddamn fool!
- He was born in 1983
The year the earth had his lowest temperature ever 89.2 °C (−128.6 °F) in Antartica
SO DAMN EPIC
- He's from Chascomus city
The city with the best DULCE DE LECHE in the whole fuckin WORLD.
- He's in the best moment of his career
And he's so FUCKIN HUNGRY!!
Let's see some stats...
Who's the player who made more bagels in 2012?
"Easy question: Novak Djokovic"
YOU WISH!
BOOM!! Right in the ass
Look at this shit:
Did you saw that?
Did you read those stats?
14 motherfuckin titles purely made of his rivals PAIN
And that's not all...
He's the best challenger level player from Argentina.
He brings GLORY to his nation.
"Uhhh... If he brings glory to his nation. Why don't he play Davis Cup?"
Davis cup is a fucking lie!!!
Charly doesn't need Davis Cup. He's the 4th best player from Argentina right now.
That's right bitch. He's gonna be in the FUCKIN OLYMPICS.
Keep crying, baby Nalby, but you're OUT.
But that's not me talking, let's hear some nasty testimonials.
"Boy, I wish I have Berlocq's deadly backhand"
Novak Djokovic, ATP N° 1
"I want Charly to put his face between my boobs"
Random girl
"I would change my 16 grand slams, just for a dinner with Charly"
Roger Federer
"I want to have sex with that sexy latin boy"
Your mother
What do you think now?!
Be a man and pray for mercy to your new god.
You still doesn't love him? Well FUCK YOU, Charly doesn't need you.
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What MTF has to say about Berlocq:
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Originally Posted by Action Jackson
Berlocq he serve volleys on 2nd serve when down break point and has a fine mullet.
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Originally Posted by Dougie
I like Berlocq, he´s a living proof of where hard work can get you.
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Originally Posted by Mateya
We know that Berlocq is a beast for a long time now. Nadal, Djoker and all top 20 players don't play challengers because they are afraid of Carlos Berlocq and stand no chance against him.
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Originally Posted by Clay Death
memo to berlocq`s adversaries:
pray for death.
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Originally Posted by fuzzyballs
He is soo good that i tried to made a video highlights of one of his matches but i couldnt because youtube dident allow the huge duration of the film.
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Originally Posted by MaxPower
Dodig challenged Berlocq to a "who has most testicles contest" and lost by 3
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Originally Posted by v-money
Bagel king (better than Djokovic), GOAT mullet (better than prime Haas) and GOAT grunt (better than Venus and Sharapova combined). MTF legend in the making.
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Originally Posted by fast_clay
of course it is well known that dodig is the proud owner of three sizeable testicles... but, not as well known is the fact that berlocq has been denied entry to a total of 4 U.S. states as his right testicle was deemed 'excessive'...
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Originally Posted by allpro
he’ll be the first player inducted into the tennis hall of fame, twice.
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04-14-2012, 03:00 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
wtf
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04-14-2012, 03:01 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
haha best thread ever
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Ferrer vs del Potro
Points from slams and WTF: Ferrer 2920, del Potro 1390 (+1530)
Points from Masters: Ferrer 2160, del Potro 1520 (+640)
Points from small tournaments: Ferrer 1890, del Potro 1840 (+50)
But it's okay, because the top 10 playing more is good for the game!
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04-14-2012, 03:04 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
the OP speaks the gospel.
nothing more to say.
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04-14-2012, 03:05 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
Some very valid points this is true, but too forced has to grow organically.
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“ On Nadal bumping him on the changeover, Rosol said: "It's ok, he wanted to take my concentration; I knew he would try something".
Wilander on Dimitrov - "He has mind set on imitating Federer and yes it looks good. But he has no idea what to do on the court".
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I definitely would have preferred Gaba winning as he needs the points much more, but Jan would have beaten him anyway. I expect Hajek to destroy Machado, like 6-1 6-2.
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Machado wins 6-2 6-1
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04-14-2012, 03:21 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
memo to berlocq`s adversaries:
pray for death.
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04-14-2012, 04:01 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
lol, that was funny, hahah. very refreshing and original :-)
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04-14-2012, 04:05 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
Best thread EVER.  |
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04-14-2012, 04:08 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
Haha gun.
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BERNARD TOMIC
0 slams (  ) and 0 finals
0 consecutive weeks at world no. 1
0 consecutive Laureus World Sports Awards
0 times qualified for YEC
0-4 H2H against Rogi Featherer
0-1 H2H against Rafito Nadull
Career low ranking: 1,214 (10.03.2008)
0 fake mullets flaunted in Roland Garros finals.
1/2 name in common with Tommy Robredo
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04-14-2012, 04:48 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
quit smokin' that shit, V.
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Q. Do you think you would have been able to play as well as you played today, or you think you would have pulled out from the game if it wasn't the Masters Cup final?
ROGER FEDERER: No, Roger Federer doesn't pull out. Otherwise he doesn't walk on court (smiling).
After losing to Nalbandian in 2005 TMC final...
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04-14-2012, 05:01 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
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04-14-2012, 05:09 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
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04-14-2012, 05:36 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
we need humor. it cant be 100% serious tennis talk 100% of the time. nobody works that way. diversion and humor is good to keep it light and relaxed here at ejacustan.
general viruzzz is spot on here.
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04-14-2012, 05:40 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
He's the loudest player too.
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No order.Berdych Soderling Giraldo Dimitrov Wawrinka del Potro Simon Gulbis Blake Djokovic
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04-14-2012, 09:22 AM
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Re: The best player in the world right now. Carlos Berlocq.
A man who brings back what he takes
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