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Old 11-28-2011, 12:45 AM   #106
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Old 11-28-2011, 02:38 AM   #107
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Groove great timing. Zooming up Mt.Clown
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Note to myself: Don't open Johnny Groove threads when you are at work. I don't want to know what my colleagues thought when they saw me crying from laughter. I still can't stop smiling while typing this, ey.

Either way, cut the guy some slack. He was young and needed the attention.
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:53 AM   #109
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Ah, a perfect post, wish I could +rep you again. I have also never met that "perfect woman" - the one that shared my ideas, philosophies and morals. Unfortunately, these days, every girl expects to be pampered and constantly expects meaningless phrases like "I love you" every 5 minutes. It would also help if a girl could avoid using the world "like" in every sentence.
You need to stop dating teenagers seriously, get to know more mature women, seems like all you know is boneheads and bimbos

Honestly, there aren't two people in the world with the same mindset, so if you want to be in a relationship you have to learn how to negotiate, you have to give up in some stuff and you will win a lot if the person is willing to compromise as well, the "perfect match" thing is bullshit because no human is perfect, you just have to find that someone you feel the best with.

In my particular case, yes I do like to be pampered every once in a while but what I really want and expect from a partner is respect and loyalty, I feel I get that from my husband

Kids add yet another ingredient to the mix, because it isn't just about yourself any longer, taking responsibility for someone else makes you grow up whether you like it or not and the couple relationship changes as well (not just sex but the whole way you view it).

And well Jon: I think you haven't had a good time in life, you're a dreamer and tend to fantasize a lot, I can't blame you for writing all that when you were a kid because I believe we all had our weird times when we were teens, the times we were really confused.

Now you're an adult but you have to step your feet firmly in reality, stop with these bullshit sex threads where everything you will accomplish is to be the mockery of the forum, you're too romantic to be a real player so I think you should settle down with a nice girl (not marry or live but have a real girlfriend), she might help you with your tennis as well.
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Old 11-28-2011, 06:55 AM   #110
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i ran home, and locked the door behind me

couldn't believe it.

i quickly ran to my desk opened my laptop and logged on to MTF. that felt good.

as i re-read one of my own threads i got that feeling again

i ripped out my schlong and began to have a tamper. MTF. what can i say? it just does it for me.

getting very hard to type now, the keyboard is filled with man goo. will have to do a clean again i guess.

oh well, nice chatting. my son's graduation from university is today so me and heidi klum are gonna lend our support.

ciao.
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Old 11-28-2011, 07:06 AM   #111
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i ran home, and locked the door behind me

couldn't believe it.

i quickly ran to my desk opened my laptop and logged on to MTF. that felt good.

as i re-read one of my own threads i got that feeling again

i ripped out my schlong and began to have a tamper. MTF. what can i say? it just does it for me.

getting very hard to type now, the keyboard is filled with man goo. will have to do a clean again i guess.

oh well, nice chatting. my son's graduation from university is today so me and heidi klum are gonna lend our support.

ciao.


DUDE! I'm at work! Almost burst out laughing
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Old 11-28-2011, 10:21 AM   #114
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I wonder just how fucked up mentally I was when I was a teen.
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Old 11-28-2011, 11:24 AM   #115
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Well, I guess I am glad that everyone has had a nice laugh at my expense with this thread, maybe it'll take me far in the ACC

And Nat, you are right. The reason I open these threads is not to show off or anything, but to get things off my mind and ask other for advice. Maybe not the best way, to be honest, but hey, live and learn. You're right, Nat, I just need ONE good woman, really. Fed, Nadal, Djokovic, all have long term women.

And Jolan Gago, tennis is my life, man.
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Johnny, if the tennis carrera won't work out you should really take up journalism or fiction writing. Not a future ATP pro but a future famous writer Johnny Groove.

Edit: I'm afraid there are much bigger clowns in the ACC.
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Don't make mistake, you're still the same. This thread is gold for the 99% or so MTFers who always thought what you wrote was utter BS from A to Z.

You have probably never touched a tennis racket in your life.
I've always said the guy was a fraud. And for sure he's never picked up a tennis raquet. Funny thing is the number of naive people who actually believed/still believe his stories
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Johnny, if the tennis carrera won't work out you should really take up journalism or fiction writing. Not a future ATP pro but a future famous writer Johnny Groove.

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I'd be down to write for TV shows or movies, after the carrera, of course.

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I feel a bit like Bob Woodward/Carl Bernstein today after lifting the lid on this scandal and then after the first bone fell out of the closet it all snowballed.
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I feel a bit like Bob Woodward/Carl Bernstein today after lifting the lid on this scandal and then after the first bone fell out of the closet it all snowballed.
listen mate, the guy is not closing his account... and as har-tru has already stated, he should probably retire from this forum and start afresh at another message board... everyone is feeling some heavy second hand embarrassment for him... so you should probably ban him or something for his own sake out of pity... many posters (aka me) will not let him forget this and stop him from moving on...
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