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Old 03-11-2015, 08:22 AM   #1
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Default CRISIS: All my favorite porn stars are age 30+ (and the next generation sucks)

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I noticed this last year when my fave porn star ever Zafira turned 30. Now that I look, almost all my favorite porn stars are 30+. The following is first a list of u-28 porn stars. Oh, and this thread also doubles as: "Johnny Groove's Top 35 Porn Stars, March 2015"

Krystal Boyd, 21, turns 22 in April
Bonnie Rotten, 21, turns 22 in May
Adriana Chechik, 22
Chloe Amour, 23
Jynx Maze, 24
Little Caprice, 24
Melena A, 24
Monika Benz, 24
Madison Ivy, 25
Dani Daniels, 25
Jada Stevens, 26
Tasha Reign, 26
Juelz Ventura, 27
Alyssa Reece, 28
Ashley Bulgari, 28
Gia Dimarco, 28
Lorena Morena, 28

This is a list of 17 porn stars UNDER the age of 30. All very beautiful, and all my faves. Of this list, probably Madison Ivy and Chloe Amour are my TOP faves, on par with the 30+ girls. Dani Daniels, Little Caprice, and Jynx Maze too.

Chanel Preston, 29, turns 30 in December
Cindy Hope, 29, turns 30 in August
Lela Star, 29, turns 30 in June
Melissa Mendiny, 29, turns 30 in november

These 4 are among my top faves and all turn 30 this year

The following are all my favorite porn stars age 30+

Bambi, 30, love, love love
Zafira, 30, my fave of all time
Anikka Albrite, 30
Mya Nicole, 30, love her
Anetta Keys, 31
Eve Angel, 31, omg LOVE HER
Peaches, 31, her too
Bobbi Starr, 32, actually, just all of them I love to death
Rebecca Linares, 32
Nadia Styles, 32
Ashley Fires, 33
Christina Bella, 33, exactly 8 years to the day older than me
Phoenix Marie, 33
Isis Love, 34
Clara G, 35

So that is 14 of my top faves are 30+ in addition to 4 more top faves turning 30 in 2015. Of the 28 and under, only a handful or so stand out in my mind. Adriana Chechik and Krystal Boyd are the youngest at 21, 22 or so but both are still just babies really. And then the u-21 girls Janice Griffith et. al, just so disappointing really. Surely porn is not going to die when all my fave girls stop making art, but hopefully some of the young girls step it up a bit.

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This Johnny Groove never ceases to amaze me....
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Just a thought - posting exhaustive analysis of your porn preferences at 4am is incompatible with the priorities of someone determined to become the best tennis player in the world.
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Just a thought - posting exhaustive analysis of your porn preferences at 4am is incompatible with the priorities of someone determined to become the best tennis player in the world.
I didn't get home from work until 2 am and am still with energy now at 5 am, studying physiology and taking care of financial matters and monetary expenditures for the next month or so

*sips tea*

Besides, with this elbow injury, I don't know what's going on with tennis
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That's what I love about these porn stars,man. I get older every year, they stay the same age.
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You have 50+ favorite actresses you can name.
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Nothing to worry about, they'll be peaking in their 40's like you. Still plenty of time left.
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Groove is not afraid to deal with the big issues.
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I'm glad you have your priorities straight, Groove, and that you're worrying about the important things!
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You actually know their name? lol. Please man. Don't tell me you fall in love with every girl you see on TV
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Groove did you know that Madison Ivy was in a serious car crash ?
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another nostalgia tard
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i have read that Lisa Ann is the most googled pornstar, she is 40+. so it must have been that Groove sucks and not movie queens
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