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Old 03-31-2013, 08:54 PM   #1
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Default Hybrid Theory: Why Djokovic Started to Suck

This is just a theory (yet not as ridiculous as the infamous six-month silent ban).

I'm surprised nobody connected the dots by now. Think about it.

After some amazing results at the start of the season, and with all due respect to Del Potro, you must admit that Djokovic was off (and kinda pale) on the day of Indian Wells semifinal match that ended his big streak. His strategy there was abysmal, and it got even worse against Grandpa Haas less than two weeks later.

That semifinal loss happened on March 16th, correct?

I too would probably have breathing problems and ask for smelling salts if I were in the young millionaire's shoes that day (check the date):

Cyprus Bailout; The Start of the Next Financial Crisis

Monaco may be tax haven for many sports(wo)men from Eastern Europe (each and every successful player from my country has a condo there), however, Russians and Serbs always gravitated more to Cyprus.

Djokovic is #3 on the list of all-time tennis money machines, so imagine if he got threatened by a serious haircut on Cyprus; he'd have plenty to calculate and think about (tennis far from the first place).



Who knows, maybe he'd even start to wonder would he save more cash if he'd been honest from day one and never avoided paying tax in Serbia?
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Old 03-31-2013, 09:00 PM   #2
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Have you been drinking?
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Well done sir. You have earned yourself a very prestigious title = idiot of the month.
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I fail to see how a situation in Cyprus could affect Monte Carlo. And if it could, what's stopping it from affecting Serbia as well?
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I fail to see how a situation in Cyprus could affect Monte Carlo. And if it could, what's stopping it from affecting Serbia as well?
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I really hope one day you'll find your piece
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Lol.
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can't decide which one is it... mushrooms, crack or both...
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my sympathies go out to the readers of this thread
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I want what your smoking dawg, been sober all week lol
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Default Re: Hybrid Theory: Why Djokovic Started to Suck

Djoko King has not started to suck. His top form will be back on Friday in Davis Cup where he thrashes the American number 1 6-0 6-0
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Default Re: Hybrid Theory: Why Djokovic Started to Suck

His residence is in Monaco though so it's more likely that he has his money there than in Cyprus.
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I enjoyed your creative theory. One of my favourite past-times on the forum is deciphering heya's cryptic posts after one of his post-and-runs (hit-and runs).
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