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Old 11-06-2009, 07:21 AM   #16
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Give the guy a break. He was only looking for a stable relationship.
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Anybody seen 1 Guy 1 Horse? He had sex with the horse, but the horse's penis ruptured his.. something, I don't remember. Some body organ (I know I'm sounding like an idiot ) but he ended up dying from his internal injuries because he didn't go to the hospital. This man is lucky all he got was jail.
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Old 11-07-2009, 12:13 PM   #21
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Anybody seen 1 Guy 1 Horse? He had sex with the horse, but the horse's penis ruptured his.. something, I don't remember. Some body organ (I know I'm sounding like an idiot ) but he ended up dying from his internal injuries because he didn't go to the hospital. This man is lucky all he got was jail.
I heard about that vid... fortunately my willpower has been strong enough.

But was this guy also in the receiving end.
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How come this is the second article I've read this month about a guy screwing a horse? I think the guy was in Maryland.
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“I’m sorry about what I’ve done,” he said. “I didn’t mean to do it. It’s my fault. I’m sorry for what I’ve done to myself.”

himself.... no remorse shown to his victim

these clowns should be hung, not jailed.. animal or not.
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Anybody seen 1 Guy 1 Horse? He had sex with the horse, but the horse's penis ruptured his.. something, I don't remember. Some body organ (I know I'm sounding like an idiot ) but he ended up dying from his internal injuries because he didn't go to the hospital. This man is lucky all he got was jail.
The sad thing is, the 1 Guy 1 Horse case even has a Wikipedia entry.
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Man, that guy will have all kinds of diseases now... they probably won't dare touch him in prison, which means he won't get any for a while.
When he gets out he needs to get back on that horse!

...sorry...
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I heard about that vid... fortunately my willpower has been strong enough.

But was this guy also in the receiving end.
Ehh, it's not so bad. Now 2 Girls 1 Cup on the other hand... That one is just horrible!
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:29 PM   #27
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I still want to convince myself it was ice-cream.
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Thanks for all your hilarious contributions!

Where can I vote for this thread as 'Best Silly Thread in Non-tennis"?
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I still want to convince myself it was ice-cream.
I can't convince myself of anything except what it was, and what they did with it, and where they did it
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think I only managed 10 seconds of 2g1c. it was more than enough
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