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Old 10-10-2009, 07:22 PM   #16
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Weren't you complaining earlier that you hadn't had a bowel movement in two days? Did you finally pass a boulder-sized poo? Maybe that's why your butt is bleeding.
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:24 PM   #17
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Not painful cos they sedate you, but pretty uncomfortable. They say cos of the sedation that you don't remember it but it's rubbish because I remember mine.

But it's worth the discomfort to check you don't have cancer so I'm not complaining.
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get well soon.
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Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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Old 10-10-2009, 09:42 PM   #20
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I'd recommend anusol and surgical padding and if it won't stop bleeding, seek medical assistance.
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Old 10-10-2009, 10:51 PM   #21
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avoid aspirin or any NSAIDs, and get a rectal examination as soon as you can, hope you get well soon
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Not painful cos they sedate you, but pretty uncomfortable. They say cos of the sedation that you don't remember it but it's rubbish because I remember mine.

But it's worth the discomfort to check you don't have cancer so I'm not complaining.
I don't remember a thing. But a friend said it was worth the discomfort to watch your insides on the TV.
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Get well, heamorroids are a pain in the arse. Yeah I couldn't resist, but seriously, get well.

And LOL at the last post.
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You've had those haemorrhoids for at least a year now. Isn't it about time you do something about them?
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If you bleed while pooing, it could be colorectal cancer.
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You probably should go and get the little bastards looked at if you've had them for so long. And get checked out for C-R while you're at it. It's probably nothing like that but it's better to be sure.
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LMFAO - why not stand by your original comment?



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You're lucky since you're mostly top. Anal sex and haemorrhoids With or withpout them, anything longer than 7 inches is not welcome up my ass
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