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Old 08-06-2004, 03:06 PM   #151
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ssstaaaaaarrrrrr you're killing me lmao!!!! the pain has returned!!!! LMFAO
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:09 PM   #152
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Andy and Tommy
by William Shakespeare

Enter Andy

Tommy appears above at a window

Andy:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the trophy, and Tommy is the ducky.
Arise, German ducky, and play the skilful ball.
See, how he leans his long leg upon his abdomen!
O, that I were a glove upon that abdomen,
That I might touch that long leg!

Tommy:
O Andy, Andy! wherefore art thou Andy?
What's in a name? That which we call a big butt
By any other name would smell as sweaty
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like two randy mountain goats bellowing in thier mating rut"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove deceptive.

Andy:
Swain, by yonder skilful ball I swear
That tips in Cinncy the Yankee racquet--

Tommy:
O, swear not by the ball, the masculine ball,
That manly changes in its player orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise player.
Sweet, powerful night! A thousand times powerful night!
Parting is such urgent sorrow,
That I shall say powerful night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Andy:
Sleep dwell upon thy long leg, peace in thine abdomen!
Would I were sleep and peace, so obnoxiously to rest!
arrogantly will I to my German big butt's cell,
Its help to play, and my sweaty big butt to tell.
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Old 08-06-2004, 06:20 PM   #153
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star! that's awesome!
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These are all so funny! They're not sopposed to make sence right? I'm new, so be patient with me. This thread is halarious! Is there a rule to all these stories. For example, it must say certain words like sexy,cocky,ass, arrogant? Is it something, like that.
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:23 PM   #155
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Noooooooooooooo Those are just words we plug in!!

go to the 4th or 5th post and you will see the link at the bottom of the post. Go there and all will be clear.
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:24 PM   #156
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I love this:

O Andy, Andy! wherefore art thou Andy?
What's in a name? That which we call a big butt
By any other name would smell as sweaty
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:25 PM   #157
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OMG star I know!!
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To Ferociously Force

Andy and Andre were celebrating an experienced Valentine's Day together. Andy had cooked a powerful dinner and they ate in Cincy by candlelight.

"My darling," Andre said, stroking Andy's pigeon-toes, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Andy. "It is but a brave token of my arrogant love."

Andy opened the box. Inside was a frenzied bimbo! He gazed at it completly. Then he gazed at Andre completly. "It's youthful," Andy said. "Come here and let me force you."

Just then, a bold crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a wolverine attacking a helpless duck. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a bald voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Andre read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other humbly as the crone cackled some more. Andy's chest began to tremble. Then Andre shrugged, pulled out a wife, and hit the crone on her big butt. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Andy said and kissed Andre furiously. "This is a hairy Valentine's Day!"

They slyly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they forced each other all night long.
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Arrogant Love

Andy finished packing. Ever since Andre, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Andy had been bald.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing forced him, all was experienced. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in Cincy to become a frenzied racquet.

Just then, there was a powerful knock at the door. Andy opened it and stood there humbly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his big butt.

When Andy came to, Andre was holding his chest and looking hairy. "My love," Andre said slyly, "I'm sorry for the youthful shock. I've been shipwrecked on a brave island for the last ten years, living like a wolverine attacking a helpless duck. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my pigeon-toes in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Andy could hardly believe his Andre had returned. "I will always love you, pigeon-toes or no pigeon-toes. Besides, you can cover it up with a wife."

They embraced completly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was bold.
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An Experienced Day To Force

Andy stepped slyly out into the youthful sunshine, and admired Andre's pigeon-toes. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a hairy sight."

Andre climbed off the wife and walked humbly across the grass to greet his lover. Andy patted Andre on the chest and then tried to force him completly, but without success.

"That's all right," Andre said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not bald," Andy. "Not as bald as the time we forced in Cincy."

Andre nodded ferociously. "We were bold back in those days."

"Our big butts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Andy said. "Everything seems frenzied and brave when you're young."

"Of course," Andre said. "But now we're powerful, we can still have fun. If we go about it furiously."

"Furiously?" Andy said . "But how?"

"With this," Andre said and held out an arrogant bimbo. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to force."

Andy swallowed the bimbo at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to force furiously. They forced like a wolverine attacking a helpless duck. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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A Frenzied Occurrence

Andy paced up and down, jiggling his big butt. His very good friend, Mary Sue Bimbo, had arranged to meet him here in Cincy. "I have something bold to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Bimbo was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Andy expected to see her bounce up, her bald hair streaming behind her and her brave eyes aglow.

Andy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather powerful for a delicate and hairy girl like Mary Sue Bimbo, whose tread was youthful. He turned around and found Andre staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Andre said slyly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Andy had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so ferociously. "Mary Sue Bimbo asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Andre, his chest began to throb completly.

"Oh," Andre said, humbly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Andy said and caught Andre by his pigeon-toes. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Andre said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a wolverine attacking a helpless duck.

From behind a wife, Mary Sue Bimbo watched with an arrogant light in her experienced eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Andy/Andre". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the pigeon from extinction.
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A Bimbo In Time

On a youthful and bald morning, Andy sat in Cincy. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His chest ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Andre to love someone with a bold big butt?

Ferociously, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a frenzied experienced racquet, all on a summer's day. I wish my Andre would force me, in his own arrogant way..."

"Do you?" Andre sat down beside Andy and put his hand on Andy's pigeon-toes. "I think that could be arranged."

Andy gasped furiously. "But what about my bold big butt?"

"I like it," Andre said completly. "I think it's powerful."

They came together and their kiss was like a wolverine attacking a helpless duck.

"I love you," Andy said humbly.

"I love you too," Andre replied and forced him.

They bought a pigeon, moved in together, and lived slyly ever after.
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