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Old 01-18-2009, 01:53 AM   #16
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26. you join a forum that full of arse clowns just because you daily need to speak about tennis with people you know isn't enough.
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:16 AM   #17
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27. When your husband claims the TV is only ever in one of two positions: on TTC or OFF.
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:42 AM   #18
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28. your homepage is atpworldtour.com or menstennisforums.com.
29. tennis is the first thing that comes to your mind after shower.
30. your dreams are tennis related.
31. the only video game you play is tennis.
32. you buy tennis equipments that you don't use.
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:47 AM   #19
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So, you wanna know how far obsession can go? This comes courtesy of wtaworld.com. The user called Atomic wrote the following thing. Read, for it is downright scary!

Okay guys, this is gonna sound un peu bizarre, but please hear me out.
I am like massively obsessed with Maria Sharapova's backhand. I watch like at least 50 videos of her backhand every day, then I watch them in slow motion. I stand in front of my bedroom window with the Tv remote as my tennis bat and watch myself trying to replicate her stoke. Sometimes i will toss a sock in front of the remote to hit, sometimes cross court which is mine, and of course Maria's fave, but sometimes down the line too. Not only that, I dream about her backhand also. One time I dreamt that I was Maria and I got to hit a backhand cross court winner and it felt soo amazing.

Now you might think that this is a bit weird but its okay as it doesn't affect my life but the thing is there is more. For starters, my neighbour saw me doing backhands with the TV remote in front of my window (I don't have a mirror in my room because I have a fear of them). I'm frightened that the neighbours will tell my parents and then they will now about my obsession and try to find help for me.

But the worst thing of all is. I think that I'm actually kinda sexually attracted to Maria's backhand as well. I don't know if there is anyone else on the site that's had this problem? Maybe it's just a tennis fan thing. But anyway I've started using backhand slow mo's as a replacement for porn. I confided this to my best friend and he was very freaked out.

What advice can you give me? I have backhands on the brain.
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:47 AM   #20
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33. You stay up till 3 in the morning to watch the taped version of the final from the week before despite already knowing the result and the match being unbelievably boring.
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34. You come home at 6am after 7 days away and a 14 hour trip and go straight ahead on the internet to see the draw for Australian Open
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35. The first thing you do after the exams is go home to hold your tennis racket, then go out to play tennis, go home and watch AO all night, without sleep go play tennis again the next day. I got it all planned, can't wait till friday
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[b]But anyway I've started using backhand slow mo's as a replacement for porn. I confided this to my best friend and he was very freaked out.
This is just...sick.
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36. You sit through WTA matches for hours just so as not to miss any of the real stuff.
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37. watch a GS final in a Hotel Lobby room alone at 01:00 AM - 08:00 AM in your holidays
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38. You get up at 3.30 am to stare at a scoreboard which is stuck.
39. You sacrifce your holidays and take a day off your work to see your boys play
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40. Talked your way into being exempted from class simply so you can visit a tennis tournament
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41 - have a personalised world clock set up for all the tourney locations that week
42 - Go to bed at 8pm and happily get up at 2am sometimes just to watch the livescore
43 - Get fined by your ISP six months in a row for exceeding your bandwidth cap
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1. Look through the whole GS draw and if unknown players are found, you search for their profiles, pictures or any videos to find out more.
2. Watch all the matches important and unimportant ones, despite having crucial exams the day after.
3. Scream so loudly when your favourite wins an epic battle, that the neighbours start to complain.
4. Plan your weekend to fit the Tennis schedule.
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15. When you have cried over your playing losing a match... more than once.
16. When you have screamed so loud during a match, your throat is hoarse
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45. You scream at the TV when the umpire/commentator is bitching
46. You should be studying tomorrow's homeworks, but you find yourself watching US Open at midnight
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47 Before fixing holiday dates, you consult the Slam and ATP calendar so you don't miss any important tennis
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