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Old 12-23-2008, 05:23 PM   #1
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All those who are shunning Christmas in favour of Festivus, come in here to celebrate this holiday period.

We will air our grievances and describe to each other the ways in which other forum members have disappointed us this year.

Here's the aluminium pole in place of the Christmas tree.



Here is the holiday's genesis.



I've got a lot of problems with you people. And I'm gonna tell you about them

However, I'm going to let someone else start first.

We will also give suggestions on who deserves the award for feats of strength this year.
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Old 12-23-2008, 05:46 PM   #2
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I'll start. I think you're short-sighted and close-minded, James.
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Old 12-23-2008, 05:57 PM   #3
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I'll start. I think you're short-sighted and close-minded, James.
I think you are stubborn and unwilling to admit when you're wrong.

I am disappointed in the whole forum for failing to support fast_clay's most popular poster bid.

I am disappointed in wildegirl05 for...well, she's just a disappointment all round really.

I am disappointed in Mikey and Betty for not starting a relationship and becoming the personification of cuteness.

I am disappointed in JM for not following through on his bet forfeit with Adam.

I am disappointed with Adam for not entering X Factor.

We need feats of strength suggestions.
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I'll start. I think you're short-sighted and close-minded, James.
... and highly emo
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Old 12-23-2008, 06:01 PM   #5
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I think jonathancrane's fanboying of Van der Graaf Generator shows his musical taste STINKS!
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... and highly emo
Emo? That's a new one.
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I'm also disappointed at MTF pulling out the ultimate high-school foolery: a popularity contest.
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Old 12-23-2008, 06:13 PM   #8
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Isssh that the besssssht you can do, you rogue?
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i think you're waiting to backstab me back, hamish.

not if i stab you for good.

just a friendly warning. let's think positive.
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i think you're waiting to backstab me back, hamish.

not if i stab you for good.

just a friendly warning. let's think positive.
I think we've guilt tripped you enough for that vote

If we went on about it any more, there's a danger you'd think I'd really taken it personally.
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I am disappointed with the banning of Jaap, while insufferable clowns can post quietly
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I think we've guilt tripped you enough for that vote

If we went on about it any more, there's a danger you'd think I'd really taken it personally.
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I am disappointed with the banning of Jaap, while insufferable clowns can post quietly
We need to challenge the responsible for that for a FEAT OF STRENGTH!
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