Another photo of the Kombat T98. Oh yeah, and Marat. Forget the blondes, this is his new love.
But don't they all look grim-faced? Probably someone just told them the price tag: $200,000. For that money, at the very least, you ought to get blacked out windows and a jacuzzi in the back.
For $200,000, that ugly car should be able to transform into a nice looking Ferrari!
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Originally Posted by monkeytattoo
I dunno though. Would we lose all respect and desire for Marat if he suddenly appeared in CK briefs on a 20 ft high billboard? It's a tough one.
Hmmm... respect - maybe, but desire would shoot up to the moon!
For $200,000, that ugly car should be able to transform into a nice looking Ferrari!
Oh no, the F-word! They don't impress me much. Marat would make a much bigger statement in a G Wiz. First of all, he'd have to fold himself in half to fit inside, showing a most attractive, if uncomfortable, commitment to ecological issues. Also he'd look so endearingly silly behind the wheel, anyone who saw it would be in a good mood forever. And since the G Wiz goes from 0-30 in approx. 60 seconds, it's a short, pleasant workout at the traffic lights for all but the most unfit fan/autograph chaser.
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Originally Posted by KarlyM
Hmmm... respect - maybe, but desire would shoot up to the moon!
Even desire would surely fade after seeing him, or rather, a quite specific part of him, everywhere on prominent display? If the right amount of mystique inflames desire, then none whatsoever kills it completely! (just ask the Beckhams, or Madonna )
Imagine if Marat decided to launch a signature fragrance one day. Unless it was called "Troglodyte" or something ironic, I don't think I could handle it!
Last edited by monkeytattoo : 07-04-2009 at 01:21 AM.
"Troglodyte" sounds cool. Or something with Yeti in it.
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Oh no, the F-word! They don't impress me much. Marat would make a much bigger statement in a G Wiz. First of all, he'd have to fold himself in half to fit inside, showing a most attractive, if uncomfortable, commitment to ecological issues. Also he'd look so endearingly silly behind the wheel, anyone who saw it would be in a good mood forever. And since the G Wiz goes from 0-30 in approx. 60 seconds, it's a short, pleasant workout at the traffic lights for all but the most unfit fan/autograph chaser.
I had to google this car because I had never heard of it...
That would make quite a statement all right. I like how having a cup holder and a/c is considered a special feature on the website. Do they make a version with a sunroof so Marat can fit in and stick his head out the roof? Although this car might be useful in Moscow because their congested traffic is never moving anywhere fast anyway. I'm still trying to figure out where the back seat is???
Isn't that Pavel Bure the hockey player with Marat. He's so short. I never would have known who he was if I couldn't read Russian, I don't follow hockey so I had no idea what he looks like.
(Bure's rookie hockey card costs $15 USD to buy. LOL)
Last edited by michellej : 07-07-2009 at 01:42 AM.